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ABC's of ex girlfriends: A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for you you twit she was only after your money and could have given a about you. B is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her ...

Quote: Originally Posted by wot Dude; your insane ; I think that could be the understatement of the year.

MY ONLY U Movie Review by: ihcahieh - I don't know why the jokes were so corny. Wait, that's an understatement. No one in the cinema was laughing. You know how people laugh on a joke not because it's funny but because it's so corny? That doesn't even happen here. You could actually count with one hand all the funny scenes and dialogues. e.g. "Wag ka na babalik dito brod!" "Pang-...

MY ONLY U Movie Review by: ihcahieh - I don't know why the jokes were so corny. Wait, that's an understatement. No one in the cinema was laughing. You know how people laugh on a joke not because it's funny but because it's so corny? That doesn't even happen here. You could actually count with one hand all the funny scenes and dialogues. e.g. "Wag ka na babalik dito brod!" "Pang-...

Post: 44973143_1 created on Sun Nov 09, 2008 7:01 pm Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 7:01 pm This is the unedited first chapter and prologue of a new original I'm writing. Like I said -- it's UNEDITED. Please expect an abundance of ...

Ellen: Kramer Vs. Kramer is an excellent example of the sort of film that dates quickly. To say that time has been unkind to it is a gross understatement. It's been positively vicious. This thread is as much about perception as reality, as we all see things differently. To my eyes, Fail-Safe , which ought to be dated, and is in its particulars, still holds up as a Cold War nail-biter. It ...

In article , jamie_p84@excite.com writes >On Nov 7, 5:47*pm, Roderick Stewart > wrote: > >> That's an imaginative choice of word - "demonised" - when all that's >> really happened is the fellow has been quite justifiably criticised and >> punished for his own disgraceful behaviour hardly worthy of a twelve >> year old. >> >> Highly paid disgraceful behaviour at our expense too, so...

Unfortunately I was nowhere near an Internet connection during the election coverage last night and I wasn't able to participate in the hooting over the GOP bloodbath. Such is life. I'll refrain – at least in this post – from further flogging the bruised egos of our GOP brethren. I wish I could say “better luck next time” but I don't feel it. We have differing ideas about our nation, our ...

Posted on Free Republic A Winning Strategy for Obama? November 1, 2008 | Newsvine Tom Bombadil As Barack Obama's candidacy for the Presidency of the United States continues its rapid and historic meltdown, I thought I might offer - free of charge, mind you, because I am a kind-hearted man - some strategic advice to The One, Lord Obama the Munificent , so that he can re-gain ...

Quote, originally posted by defrost » that is an understatement. ::AMBER CLUB:: O E M + Quote, originally posted by shortydub » this is the mkv forum. there is no such thing as jokes.

Quote: Originally Posted by witchdawg7 Saying that you have Kind of a rotating roster is like saying that Cindy kinda likes rooster! Huge understatement!!! Always with the jokes....