1. May I check for needle marks and tattoos? 2. I lost my car waxing shammy, may I borrow a tampon? 3. Where's the other girl? 4. Let me have a look at those. Don't worry, I'm a doctor. 5. I like my bacon crispy and my eggs
basted. 6. I like to try what I am buying around the block, off the road, and four wheeling. 7. I have a buy one and get one free coupon so I'll use that for dinner...