Okay, more bragging. I'm anonymous here, so it doesn't stroke my ego at all, but this was my funniest gym experience: I joined a Gold's Gym and was about to use the leg extension machine. I was walking around picking up the
free weights you can add to the stack at the back of the machine when a girl walks up to me and gives me a look that says, "Hey, dumbass!". In fact, she says, "You know ...