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Grannie has a Golden Irish and he is...well, they don't really take care of him as best as they should but they do the best their old bodies can manage. He runs around in the dry river by their house and gets burs and thorns stuck in his feet and when he fetches the ball he skids to a halt and it shoves them farther in. So he gets absests in his feet, which I am taking care of by ...