What is the most embarrassing medical condition you've had/ y that, I mean an injury, or pain. At the moment, it appears that I have a cyst in my ass (I'm not even joking). It hurts to move in general, and is doubled when I have to sit or sleep. Apparently, it was caused by (i REALLY wish I made this up) Spoiler: Dried up
fecal matter, or shit in other terms, becoming infected somewhere in ...