Toilet humor - Topic profile

Seen in a bathroom stall scrawled on the wall: "I love my country. I want to be free. But I wish I was a dog & G.W. a tree." Scrawled underneath it: "I wish the tree would fall and break the dog's head" A little further down: "Here I sit in stinking vapor - Some sonofabit*h stole the paper"

For Women, who have males in their life, that refuse to put the seat down after ......

Received in email, verified on Snopes... http://www.snopes.com/photos/arts/sofitel.asp#phot o I like it! 1pg

Thought I would share this Quote: LONDON (Reuters Life!) - The world's oldest recorded joke has been traced back to 1900 BC and suggests that toilet humor was as popular with the ancients as it is today. It is a saying of the Sumerians, who lived in what is now southern Iraq and goes: "Something which has never occurred since time immemorial...

The world's oldest recorded joke has been traced back to 1900 BC and suggests toilet humor was as popular with the ancients as it is today. More...

  Recs: 0 humor NEW STOCK MARKET TERMS CEO --Chief Embezzlement Officer. CFO-- Corporate Fraud Officer. BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius. BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex. ...

Hey, everyone. “Moriarty” here. Fantastic Fest officially got underway for me on Thursday night, the 18th, when I found myself inside the Paramount Theater on Congress for the first time. I’m amazed how many times I’ve been to Austin without visiting this historic venue, so it was nice to finally set foot inside. This is a place where the Marx Bros. once performed live, so it ...

Thinking of Having Kids? Do this 11 step program first!             Lesson 1             1. Go to the grocery store.             2. Arrange to have your salary paid                         directly to their head office.             3. Go home .             4. Pick up the paper.             5. Read it for the last time.             Lesson 2 ...

To Lighten things up for maybe a sec...thought I would post a cute email I received: According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem.  A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick, they would press their lips to the mirror ...

http://www.noob.us/humor/valentino-r...-toilet-bre ak/ maybe a repost

September 27, 2009 4:11 AM I awoke to the sound of silence, a sound that had deafened me for these last fourteen years, and even now I couldn't get used to it. It seemed to echo endlessly, again and again it haunted me, filling my head with nightmares of horrid depression and loneliness. I couldn't get over it no matter how many times it grabbed me and choked me into submission before ...