Isn't it more romantic if he wins you a stuffed toy? Such as at a
fairground, using his skill? Those things are usually nasty as hell, and probably flea infested. They might be cute but I don't something some filthy carnie's packed up 50 times in a three month period or that I'll have to fumigate my house over. Roses are red, violets are blue... Fu*k you, whore!