I would take with me on a trip sunglasses, a shotgun, a hobo, bunch of grapes, thirty chinchillas, a portable island, a Mexican toilet-lady, a calculator that only does logarithms, a calculator that does everything but logarithms, a monkey that backflips, the comic Tintin in Congo, a cell phone, a football, a can of spam, a can of
lawnmower, your mother, a moving avatar, a clapping ...