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Started 18 hours, 10 minutes ago (2008-10-05 23:09:00)
by DareDevilDrew
A Redneck Has Been Working On A Computer If . 10. The monitor is up on blocks. 9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them. 8. The six front keys have rotted out. 7. The extra RAM slots have Ford truck parts stored in them. 6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six. 5. The password is "BUBBA". 4. There's a gun rack mounted on the CPU. 3. There's a Skoal can in the ...
Started 1 day, 9 hours ago (2008-10-05 08:03:00)
by winot
Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck? Here is a little test that will help you decide: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You ...
Started 3 days, 21 hours ago (2008-10-02 20:09:00)
by JR40831
Drunken redneck woman voted for Hillary but hates Obama http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=4Wroj0FLvzs 'Rome is just too dangerous these days; I'm moving to Pompei' - Pliny the Elder AD 78
Started 4 days, 5 hours ago (2008-10-02 11:36:00)
by DEBBIS CNR
A REDNECK FROM ALABAMA DECIDES TO TRAVEL ACROSS THE SOUTH TO VIRGINIA TO SEE GOD'S COUNTRY. WHEN HE GETS TO FRANKLIN, HE LIKES THE PLACE SO MUCH THAT HE DECIDES TO STAY. BUT FIRST HE MUST FIND A JOB!!!! HE WALKS INTO THE INTERNATIONAL PAPER COMPANY OFFICE AND FILLS OUT AN APPLICATION AS AN EXPERIENCED LOG INSPECTOR. IT'S HIS LUCKY DAY!!! THEY JUST HAPPEN TO BE LOOKING FOR SOMEONE, BUT ...
Started 6 days, 1 hour ago (2008-09-30 15:40:00)
by sbechtold
Go to this website and check it out for yourself... Funny stuff! Metro-Redneck Off Road You might be asking yourself, "What is a Metro-Redneck?" Well, if you live in a mansion like the one below, you are NOT a Metro-Redneck. You are a full fledged real deal redneck. Answer: You are a Metro-Redneck if... You work and live in the suburbs with your beautiful wife...
Started 5 days, 9 hours ago (2008-10-01 07:39:00)
by 350Zed
Quote: Originally Posted by emceephi You do know that there are 7 continents right? The statement he made was " ...and the other six continents... " meaning he was excluding North America in his count of six. Reading comprehension FTL!
Started 6 days, 7 hours ago (2008-09-30 09:46:00)
by bosco
Redneck birthday present... LOL > > > 'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?' >> >> 'Yes. What can I do for you?' >> >> 'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith... He's > hidin' > >> marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it >> inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there...' >> >> 'Thank you very much for the call, sir.' >>...
Started 2 days, 5 hours ago (2008-10-04 11:35:00)
by TENGRAM
Quote: Originally Posted by MattB Haven't seen you in about ten years. Lemme go to my parent's house and I'll post some old-school pics! haha I used to work with Seth Winder at Wal Mart waaaay back in the day. I opened that store at 121/main in The Colony with him. He was a good guy...my Mom has pics of him and me at ~5 years old. I'm sure that's who ...
Started 2 days, 5 hours ago (2008-10-04 11:56:00)
by IDontEatDaisies
>I'm sure it's another one of those hook, line, and sinker stories With the intent of making Nellie look like a fool? My favorites! >>> It's not hard to make her look foolish, and she certainly needs no help doing so, but it's pretty funny how they're all going on and on with the "Mary" thing while spouting ancient history stories she's told them.
