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Started 3 days, 4 hours ago (2009-12-16 05:51:00)
by Helmetdance
Arnold Palmer, Jack Nicklaus, and Tiger Woods die in a plane crash on the way to a golf tournament and find themselves at the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter is there to greet them and tells them that although it won’t be easy to get them in, he will try to give them the best chance possible to enter. He then tells them, “If you have something in your possession that is related to ...
Started 1 week, 1 day ago (2009-12-10 18:54:00)
by xxunder-takerxx
Epiphone Les paul Black Beauty custom. Gold hardware. No scratches, scuffs, bruises, or chips. Seymour Duncan SH-4 JB in the bridge, stock Epiphone bridge pickup in the middle, and Seymour Duncan Pearly Gates in the neck. Master volume, tone for bridge, tone for middle/neck, 5 way rotary switch (pearl knob in picture). Positions: bridge, neck, bridge+neck, bridge+middle, middle (...
Started 5 days, 23 hours ago (2009-12-13 11:13:00)
by Pearly Trevor
Hi Folks Just a short note to let you know that I am still in the land of the living. And to wish you all a Merry Christmas. I havent done much photography lately as my illness keeps me in doors most of the time. I am going away for Christmas to the Orkneys so should have some good pics when I return. Have a nice one Regards Pearly Trevor.
Ok... this is the official Christmas joke thread.. post them up! ----------------- Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. 'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.' The man from Nova Scotia fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a ...
Started 4 days, 2 hours ago (2009-12-15 07:45:00)
by S2Krazee
It got crowded in heaven, so, for one day it was decided only to accept people who had really had a bad day on the day they died. St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man, "Tell me about the day you died." The man said, "Oh, it was awful. I was sure my wife was having an affair, so I came home early to catch her with him. I searched all over the apartment but ...
Started 2 days, 15 hours ago (2009-12-16 18:20:00)
by lchunte
It got crowded in heaven so, for one day and one day only, it was decided to only accept people who had really bad day on the day they died. St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man, "Tell me about the day you died." The man said, "Oh, it was awful. I was sure my wife was having an affair, so I came home early to catch her with him. I searched all over the...
Started 6 days, 9 hours ago (2009-12-13 00:48:00)
by rockin'robin
to the Pearly Gates. St. Peter looks him up in his big book and says, Im sorry, but youll be going down to Hell. The hippie, astounded, peers through the gates and sees God walking in the distance. God! he says. What gives? Remember that time I was tripping on acid? I saw you, and you said wed be in Heaven together forever! God thought for a minute, then said, Oh...
Started 5 days, 17 hours ago (2009-12-13 16:33:00)
by tezza33
Bill Gates dies and fronts up to the pearly gates. St Peter: Well, you've got a choice. Have a look around here. Pop down to Hell and see what Satan has to offer. Check us out, and then let me know your decision. Bill has a look around heaven. Lots's of sombre people singing hymns, praising the Lord. He goes down to Hell. There are beautiful beaches, lots of sun, sand, attractive women (and...
Started 4 days, 21 hours ago (2009-12-14 12:49:00)
by Melancholia2
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle," he said. "You may pass through the pearly gates," Saint Peter...
Started 5 days ago (2009-12-14 09:50:00)
by seafox
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said. "You may pass through the pearly ...
Started 1 week, 1 day ago (2009-12-11 00:31:31)
by Missymiss13
2009's First Christmas Joke Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. 'In honour of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.' The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said. 'You may ...
