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Topic "Old lady" was discussed 69,486 times on 6,514 sites in last 3 months
Started 1 day, 6 hours ago (2009-07-08 21:33:15)
by GlassyLady
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags rips and every once in a while a $20 bill falls out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stops her, and says, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of your bag." "Oh, really? Darn!" said the little old...
Started 1 day, 18 hours ago (2009-07-08 10:00:00)
by Spike
Lawyer: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st? Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.. Lawyer: Did you know him? Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly. Lawyer: What happened after he sat ...
Started 2 days, 6 hours ago (2009-07-07 22:01:00)
by benncnc
When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady sitting on a park bench sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong. She said, 'I have a 22 year old husband at home. He makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee.' I said, 'Well, then why are you crying?' She said, 'He makes me homemade soup ...
Started 2 days, 8 hours ago (2009-07-07 20:14:28)
by teapeebubbles
There was an old lady Who claimed that she wouldn't, But would she? If she found herself nude, With a guy in the mood, The question's not would she But could she?
Started 3 days, 9 hours ago (2009-07-06 18:33:00)
by makapaaa
Coffeeshop Chit Chat - NEA Dogs Harrass Poor Old Lady Subscribe From: SGNEWSALTE 7:05 am To: ALL (1 of 9) 16512.1 F**king NEA dogs are again going around Sungei Road to bully and harass the poor and defenceless vendors there, like this poor old lady in the picture. These NEA dogs reports to Tan Yong Soon, ...
Started 4 days, 3 hours ago (2009-07-06 00:37:00)
by Luke
There is a old lady acrooss the street, and she keeps letting her dog **** and piss on my lawn. So over the week i have oicked up the **** and put it in her mailbox etc, and i1 week ago i put all the **** from the neighbourhood me n my friends could find and sat it at her door and than rang it, ....she fell over and broke her leg , but it wasnt cause it was a hard fall , just cvause she 74 and ...
Started 6 days, 11 hours ago (2009-07-03 17:11:00)
by kirtland0
hurry up pumper! and answer magoo's question! we need to get to my weekend retreat...the old lady and me have a fireworks extravaganza to set off tomorrow!
Started 1 week ago (2009-07-02 22:38:00)
by julie_abeille
My FI suggested going out tonight but I told him to go ahead and hang out with one of his friends. I'm staying home working on crafts and wedding stuff. I'm pretty sure I'm becoming an old lady, a homebody. Anyone else feels this way? BIO
Howard Stern - Blue Iris calls an old lady this never gets old http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCVVqaM5YMc&NR=1 __________________ 2003 Ford Mustang Cobra 2008 Nissan Altima Coupe 3.5 SE burnout vid , fly by vid
