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Topic "Old fart" was discussed 17,750 times on 2,753 sites in last 3 months
Started 16 hours, 51 minutes ago (2009-12-05 20:25:00)
by buffalo chip
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, "seven points." His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied,'it's fart football.' Afew minutes later his wife lets one go and says ' touchdown, tie score.' After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says 'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.' Not to be outdone the wife ...
Started 1 day, 11 hours ago (2009-12-05 02:13:00)
by Ex-Ithacan
Back in August the daughter, wife and I went to Camp Lejeune, NC to visit the daughters Beau. While the two kids kanoodled, the wife and I took a day trip to New Bern. The weather was warm, but the town was a pleasant visit. New Bern (named after Bern Switzerland) is full of history. It was settled in 1710, and making plans for its 300th birthday next year. There'll be big goings on ...
Started 2 days, 19 hours ago (2009-12-03 17:26:00)
by makapaaa
Posted on 03 Dec 2009 Guys, want to live longer? Stare at a woman's breasts daily! If you are a guy and want to live longer, all you have to do is stare at a woman's breasts for 10 minutes daily. At least that's according to this article published in the Chinese newspaper on December 3. The sender, who spotted the article, was amused by its claims and did some research to find out more...
Started 2 days, 23 hours ago (2009-12-03 13:59:00)
by kingpengvin
To take my mind off recent sadder things I have decided to share my 17 week adventure that is about to start Monday. Here's the background: I'm getting close to 40 (sigh) and as a man of that age it's time for my midlife crisis to start. I'm not into cars and infidelity is definitely out for me. I have a full head of hair so no I'm not getting a toupee, hair plugs or going for the Mr ...
Started 1 week ago (2009-11-29 08:21:00)
by Jim Bonza
Hello Everyone, I just bought an Ipod Classic for the sole reason of listening to my Audio CDs when I'm on the go. The problem I am having is the best way to import them with Itunes. One of these audio books is made up of 6 CDs. So how can I import them so that when I turn on my Ipod, I can create a folder for each box set, then continue to the 6 CDs for playback? P....
Started 1 week ago (2009-11-29 00:45:00)
by Willow_I_Am
was he the grandpa or just a friend with benefits? that whole part confused me. also who was the actor that played that monster in the um other plantet when they met the old guy sposh? i'm a lady gaga monster + demi lovato warrior
Hi from an old fart of a drummer! I picked up drumming after a 15-year-break. Needles to say, I'm an old fart, but I made my comeback with some class. Started out with TD-12, changed to TD-20 and finally upgraded to TDW-20. Very happy, indeed. I wish I had this equipment when I still had a chance to make a career, but anyway... I feel I'm NOT too old to rock'n'roll and definitely too young ...
Started 1 week, 2 days ago (2009-11-27 00:00:00)
by green~eyed~girls
What's the word you young 'uns use to describe something that you really like? Back in my day, we said things were "rad" or "totally awesome." In my mom's day, everything was "groovy." What is it now?
Started 4 days, 3 hours ago (2009-12-02 09:26:00)
by Mr_Fly
We have 2 kids , now 12 and 9 , we know another family that have 2 kids the same age as ours , to the day!!! Oh , sorry , gidday Mara , enjoy your stay mate. Fly
Started 2 days, 20 hours ago (2009-12-03 16:50:00)
by mnemosyne
Oooh, I'm jealous! I pretty much can't skate and have never handled a hockey stick, not even for street hockey, but I've become addicted to the sport in the past year and really want to learn one day! My husband wants to buy me skates so he can teach me to do more than go forward slowly, and maybe one day I'll pick up a stick. I'd use his, but he's much taller than me, and it seems I'm a lefty, ...
Started 1 week ago (2009-11-29 09:27:00)
by Jim Bonza
Quote: Originally Posted by Blue Velvet Hi Jim When you import them, let iTunes automatically recognise them, and they should all have the same title but with the added tags of Disc 1, Disc 2 etc. If they don't, you can tag them before you import them. Put the first CD in, wait for it to appear in the iTunes sidebar, ...
Started 1 day, 10 hours ago (2009-12-05 03:00:00)
by xzmattzx
Nice pictures. New Bern looks like a nice eastern North Carolina (what's this region called again? Cape Fear Region or something like that?) place. The houses are kind of how I expected, and they remind me a little bit of some of the nice Eastern Shore towns in Maryland.
Started 4 days, 6 hours ago (2009-12-02 06:27:00)
by keninnavarre
Quote: Originally Posted by Lone Hunter Hey if the courts or jury want to give a pass for being over 50 great I'll take it. Just don't tell them I dead lift 455 and knock off 100 chin ups in under ten minutes....... When I was younger, I did a bit of climbing. Went to a little meet up ...
Started 5 days, 14 hours ago (2009-11-30 22:20:00)
by bertman
She swung the bullhorn into his face. He was totally justified in knocking it away. I love Cindy and what she does. I even send her my hard-earned money. But this is crass distortion to say he assaulted her.
