Well, I tried it & I can't do it. Even hurt my skin a little bit. I'll never, ever, be able to make a fart noise with my armpit. Also, can't ride a bike very well, can't ride a skateboard worth shit, can't rollerskate very well, can't swim without a noseclip, can't hit a softball past the
pitcher's mound, can't understand (yet) how to put a picture up here, can't do shots. But, I can see Russia...