I was out shopping the other day when I saw six women beating my MIL up. As I stood there and watched, her neighbor, who knew me, said, "Well, aren't you going to help?" I replied, "No. Six of them is enough". A friend of mine was asking me about my
mother-in-law. I told him, "My MIL is an angel." My friend replied, "You're lucky. Mine is still alive." George went on a vacation ...