Masturbated - Topic profile

and i squirted all over my dads bed hahahaha this has never happened before. not theres ths huge wet spot on my dads bed. 

And that the monitor on my laptop was now destroyed. I was expecting a shocked reaction to this text but got back "get the cleaning lady to wipe it off for ya". I think she has me sussed out. Knowing when I am telling porkies. I think I'll have to find a new girl to tell lies to. I can't HANDLE the truth.

WOOT! How many times have you gotten off today? (or plan to) ------- If you can hear me, If you can see me, And I am dying, please let me be.

...that wasn't your boyfriends? let me fill out the story here. A girl came to visit, and needed to spend the night as she was on a road trip. I gave her the only bed in my house, being a gentleman, and slept in the living room...well, I heard some moans. hmmm. In the morning she tells me she masturbated on my bed. Okay, she has a boyfriend, whom I know, so I listened, fed her breakfast, and ...

What's the MOST times you've masturbated in one day? My record is five times....I dunno why, I was just really horny. Oh and I'm a girl.

-=- Last time you masturbated? -=- Had to come out sooner or later. Last night.

Have you ever masturbated using a womans vagina? It feels much better than regular jerking off.

...goodnight!

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have you ever masturbated in condom??/ and do u like it... do you still do it?? ------- You can PM me anytime

not yet, but its on my to-do list  lol

lol Girls don't actually squirt that much. Sounds like you just peed. I have WAY to much respect for my parents to do anything in their bedroom. Don't make Threads like this, there really isn't a point. 

OP, you have already been SUCKED INTO HER GAME and most of the poster here have told you just that!!!!!!!! It's TOO LATE to say "I don't want to get involved". Too late, because you already let her sleep over and talked sex about her jerking off in your bed. Holy crow! If you had a girlfriend and she jerked off in some other guy's bed, how many times would you punch this guy's face before ...

Quote: from XxFrench SimplicityX at 4:58 pm on Aug. 22, 2008 None. I dont masturbate so yah.. If you are REALLY saying the truth, its cool to do it or not to.  But then again, some people start early some start later resulting in the more than 91% of people who masturbate in this world (imagine if those surveys/studies were done with a lie detector, it would be way more than 91% ...

Quote: Originally Posted by sooz1 Your standards are dropping stevie. Very disappointing. Hey, I wasn't going to be called an anal retentive pedant for pointing that out.

Re: Weird places you've masturbated at? parents bedroom hotel room public toilet airplane bathroom

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