When God created man, he gave him 20 years of sex. Man asked God for more, but God said 20 years was enough. When God created monkey, he gave him 20 years. Monkey said to God, I only need 10 years. Man heard this and spoke up God may I have the other 10 years? God said okay. God then gave 20 years to the lion. However, lion spoke up and said that 10 years was plenty for sex. Again ...