1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. ( The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. © After wrecking your boss's or dad's car. (d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The
Crying Game". (e) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man...