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Started 3 days, 1 hour ago (2009-11-21 18:53:00)
by mirage243
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee." The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite." "What about you Sherman, how would ...
Started 4 days, 6 hours ago (2009-11-20 14:03:47)
by Soapflower
LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN The teacher asked the class to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my grand dad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating." The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate, not fascinating". Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to ...
Started 4 days, 9 hours ago (2009-11-20 10:52:00)
by cute.sarika97
*LITTLE JOHNNY: A DROP IN THE BUCKET* *Collection of funny jokes?* Click here to join group One day, Little Johnny's grandmother sent him to the water Hole to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him. He dropped the bucket and ran back to grandma's house as fast as he could. "Where's my bucket and my water...
Started 4 days, 9 hours ago (2009-11-20 10:52:00)
by cute.sarika97
*LITTLE JOHNNY: A DROP IN THE BUCKET* *Collection of funny jokes?* Click here to join group One day, Little Johnny's grandmother sent him to the water Hole to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him. He dropped the bucket and ran back to grandma's house as fast as he could. "Where's my bucket and my water...
Started 6 days, 4 hours ago (2009-11-18 16:13:00)
by FS
Johnny was walking down the hall one night and hurd moaning and screaming in his parents room,so he open the door and seen his dad dress in shaps and his mother dress in a high school cheer leader outfit,Johnny yelled out what are yall doing? the dad turned around and said we are just having some fun,so leave.Later that night the dad walking down the hall and hurd moaning and screaming from ...
Started 6 days, 7 hours ago (2009-11-18 12:47:00)
by Reel Cowboy
Barack Obama was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the president if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy.' So our illustrious president asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy..' One little boy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend, who lives on a...
Started 6 days, 10 hours ago (2009-11-18 10:00:00)
by OpineBlog
The Los Angeles Times editorial board correctly notes, looking at the situation in Washington, D.C., that neutering marriage law does have impacts beyond simply allowing Chuck and Larry to get a marriage license without a bride. The Catholic Archdiocese says it will not be able to continue providing social services on behalf of the local government if marriage neutering happens as planned....
Started 1 week ago (2009-11-17 11:32:00)
by remi19
Obama meets Little Johnny Barack Obama was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the president if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy.' So our illustrious president asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy..' One...
Started 1 week, 6 days ago (2009-11-11 18:56:00)
by Atrain
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?' 'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!' * * * * * * * * * * * Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his...
Started 5 days, 12 hours ago (2009-11-19 08:44:00)
by jdf1972
Been a while since I posted any progress, as I have been very focused with my career. Government contracting is brutal. Anybody who thinks working for the Federal Government is easy, is either ignorant or gets their information from gov't employees who have very little-to-zero responsibility. I'm all about competitive technical evaluations on complex, non-commercial engineering requirements ...
