Hahahahahahaaaaaaaaayeah, no, Tom of Finland is the furthest from subtle. The man knew what he wanted, and damned if he weren't a penciling genius. One day, young one, you will overcome your peniiparanoia. Cockaphobia? I like cockaphobia, but it could totally be misleading. Oh, you and your filth. Well, they also have to be able to provide for the young and all that.
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