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Topic "Fart" was discussed 135,406 times on 9,606 sites in last 3 months
Started 12 hours, 48 minutes ago (2009-11-29 12:06:00)
by ZincYellow03
... even if you fart, it doesn't smell like death! That is Dymatize Elite Whey Protein my friends. I have used almost anything out there when it comes to protein and my ass was like a machine gun everyday and it smelled so bad, some people around me literally puked all over. (my ex) The worst protein was muscle tech nitrotech, If you ever hate somebody or punish somebody, just take a ...
Started 2 days, 12 hours ago (2009-11-27 12:50:00)
by ThomasDiaz535
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Started 5 days, 14 hours ago (2009-11-24 10:35:00)
by bearcub19
Old Fart Football: An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.' His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied, 'It's fart football.' A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says 'Touchdown, tie score.' After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and ...
Started 5 days, 5 hours ago (2009-11-24 19:33:49)
by Vicky1392
Old Fart Football An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.' His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied, 'It's fart football.' A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says 'Touchdown, tie score.' After about five minutes the old man lets ...
Started 1 week ago (2009-11-22 13:04:00)
by ghosttrader
The formula for frozen farts is about to hit the market, i am not sure how well this will do but since the company has done nothing but travel around and put out cheap news releases about attending conferences I can see why know one bought into the last private placement. There are a million companies out there saying the are doing the same research, this one is all but stalled with no cash. ...
Started 5 days, 7 hours ago (2009-11-24 17:40:00)
by ( shineandpolish )
while lifting her leg high into the air. There were guys there, college girls snickering. CLEARLY the instructor noticed, the instructor is a British lady and she said, "It's OK, everybody fahts now and then. It happens to everyone." But people kept snickering at the cow. Post edited at 5:40 pm on Nov. 24, 2009 by shineandpolish
Started 4 days, 6 hours ago (2009-11-25 17:55:00)
by jknight8907
Just did a deal with Courageous Lion . Great guy to deal with, good communicator and followed through on his end of the deal. He was even patient when he called and I had a brain fart and had no clue where he was when he was 3 blocks away. Haha, oh well, he found me.
Started 3 days ago (2009-11-27 00:53:00)
by 1 3rdtimelucky Pregnant (Expecting) Active BnB Member Join Date: May 2009Location: Dublin Posts: 35
Oh my God girls. im so embarassed. i never fart infront of my oh and for like the last 2 days i cant stop, and not matter how hard i try and squeeze they keep escaping!!! . i keep jumping up and running out of the room, im sure he thinks im very strange at the moment! Tonite we were sitting watching telly, and i didnt move quick enough and i let off a big one, i seriously dont think ive ever ...
Started 1 day, 1 hour ago (2009-11-28 23:08:00)
by 1 Beadette Pregnant (Expecting) Active BnB Member Join Date: Oct 2009Location: Notts, UK Posts: 474
Right just a bit of lightheartedness after a couple of intense posts but who is using their pregnancy as an excuse for doing or not doing something????! Come on...... Do tell!!!! I let out a huge fart earlier and though OH's head was going to explode in disgust and shock (it was quite loud) and I just shrugged and said "deal with it - I'm pregnant" his response was "ger out!!!! You never...
