Today, while I was at work I saw a man walk into the bathroom and come out with a huge fish in his hand. I'm still confused. MLIA Today, I was eating some Skittles on the way home from work when I saw a rainbow. I felt like I was in a commercial. MLIA. Today, I convinced half of my English class that
William Shakespeare wrote The Titanic. MLIA. Today, my grandma got kicked out of yoga ...