Jack, a very young lad aged 4 years, says to his father, '
Daddy, Daddy, I want to get married.' His father explains, 'For that Jack, you have to have a boy and a girl.' So Jack answers, 'I've already found a girl.' 'Who?' splutters his Dad. 'Grandma,' continues Jack happily. 'Now, let me get this straight,' his father says. 'You want to marry my mother? ...