I went into my favorite thrift store today. Unlike Goodwill and a lot of others, they still have
fifty-cent paperbacks. I found several books for myself, and three for my kids: two joke books and a Goosebumps book. After taking my money, the clerk sorted my books into three stacks and stood staring at them. He said "Are you a teacher?" I replied, "Ah, not yet. Why do you ask...