Thread: workplace masturbating

i went to the bathroom during work today intent on jerkin it but took a shit instead

i might take a long shower right now. i hope heylook doesn'r read this. he's gonna be mad.

Scissor wrote: hows the tattling contest going only one entry, but it was a real good one, and i'll be posting his tattles from here on out, unless they're about okl.

these posts are unacceptable

gotta be resourceful

When I was thirteen -fourteen I had a challenge to myself to jerk off at every place I could conceivably do it. Church, friends houses, weddings, ect. If my family went to someone's house for a get together... yep, had to jerk it in their bathroom. Any place was fair game. I pretty much tallied up every place that I stepped foot in. One poorly executed session was at a funeral for one of my dad's friends. Jesus christ, it was almost...

i only had 2 jobs where someone employed me (as opposed to my gambling stuff) and i jerked off in both bathrooms now after a good morning i jerk off in my office chair and then take a nap in my bed, which is next to my office

tell fury to leave for a few minutes

this thread is probably going to end with a circle jerk and a pact never to speak of it

could never