Thread: testing, just ignore this thread

Quote: Originally Posted by Loverotties http://netmail.verizon.net/webmail/d...ment&rn=296908 or [FONT='Arial','sans-serif'] [/font] Same issue for me, how about emailing it to me and I'll play with it to get the image to post...

George, cling on the image takes me to Verizons website I did get that joke as an email yesterday so I knew what was happening

A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art.. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor . 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty..'

Quote: Originally Posted by Loverotties I think it was Four! Actually it is up to ten now I think (including the waitress at Perkins). This is sad to see an idol to many go down in flames though. Oh yeah instead of fore I should have yelled two (little Caddyshack famous line)

Quote: Originally Posted by tdwyatt Same issue for me, how about emailing it to me and I'll play with it to get the image to post... Send me your email and I 'll send it to you Tom.

TIger later blamed the crash on his Escalade, typical golfer blaming his caddy.

[quote=Loverotties;1624833 My yard couldn't take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard." [/quote] That one's funny in a diabolical sort of way, George. True story (supposedly) I just got home from a Farm Bureau Convention and heard one of the best lines yet on how little many people know about animals. One of the men there said his wife had been seated next to a blonde vegan on a...

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I would.......but I have PM's turned off....and you have emails turned off. We are unable to communicate unfortunately

Quote: Originally Posted by FishDaddy In the Dark Ages, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called "Golf" Dick How true is that! Good one