Thread: porche wont start,helppppppppppppp

i apprecioate the help of all of u out there, but i been reading some posts from some IDIOTS just becaouse i spelled porche instead of porsche, goddam people stop being so perfect, get a sense of humor, im a rookie when it comes to mechanics but with the owesome help from a lot of you people in no time will make me an expert, so i say to those iddiots out there stop it dont be so perfect smoke em if u have them or get laid so you can chill out!

...and so ends another Troll Thread.

While the advice offered on here is generally excellent, I've found that personal comments are made in a light hearted atmosphere. Most offer serious advice, but not serious criticism - maybe good natured ribbing. If you want an example of serious, try off topic political or religious. My apologies, as I was not trying to offend you and I do hope you get your car running.

As I said, we have tons of spammers posting what seem like legitimate questions as of late. I didn't say you were an idiot because you spelled Porsche wrong. IT WAS A JOKE!!! You know, trying to break the ice with the new guy and all. I honestly don't give flying **** how you spell the name. I can't add any more advice than what others have posted so I will wish you the best of luck in getting it running so you enjoy it.

I hope you get your car running as well. My post was just further insight to the more savvy mechanics that may have missed the DME error. Walters advice is the first thing I would do and Wayne restated it as the proper thing to do. There is a check valve in the pump that will only allow fuel to flow one way, is the pump installed in the correct orientation? Is the pump a Porsche pump? Walter is correct as to the comments made on the board,...

I asked four specific and relevant troubleshooting questions of the guy as to exactly what the conditions were under which the noise occurred--engine running or not, car moving or not, etc.--and got no answer. But he sure knows I think he's not the sharpest knife in the drawer because he can't spell the make of his car, and now he tells me I gotta go get laid. Okay, I'll do that.

Quote: Originally Posted by Walter_Middie We should have some kind of penalty system. Let's add them up so far: 1.) No picture with first post 2.) No location on signature 3.) Type of car owned not on signature 4.) Misspelling of Porsche 5.) Publicly admitting to having friends with Camaros and Chargers 6.) Needs help big time 7.) Not very clear. Even with all that, I'd rather give a time out to Porsche930dud for disagreeing with...

Quote: Originally Posted by brads911sc what is the point of all these troll threads? just to waste everyones time? hey brad your quite the hypocrite arent you , i pop off an off the cuff quip on one post and you crucify me and here you jump on the bashing bandwagon , so i guess your one of the a*holes you were talking about also ... no harm no foul and no mis-content , just saying dont throw stones around cars you may hit your own

Walter Middie most often is the sharpest tool in the box ask me how i know i would take his seven step healing process seriously

This guy makes multiple posts over time - on the same topic - while never answering questions to help us help him diagnose the problem. You never get the whole story. Car was apparently running from previous posts until he changed the fuel pump for some reason, and then we jump to a bad coil (another thread)? He's funny.