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Thread: kingmonkey's Random Thoughts - Page 4 - Movie Forums

Started 3 years, 1 month ago by kingmonkey
8. When people tell you that 'so-and-so says hi' what are you supposed to do? Do you immediately say 'hi' even though the greeter isn't nearby? Are you supposed to pass on another greeting through the messenger? It's all very complicated. I think in order to maintain a level of accuracy in these things, I am just going to start giving out receipts. "kingmonkey, so-and-so says hi." "...
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fireyredhead replied 3 years, 1 month ago
well KingMonkey, tell some certain "geeks" I said hello;)

kingmonkey replied 3 years, 1 month ago
I'll forward the receipts to you as soon as they get faxed to me in triplicate with the appropriate official stamps.

moviemaven replied 3 years, 1 month ago
Make sure not to staple, spindle, fold or mutilate. And if you must write on them, only use black ink.

fireyredhead replied 3 years, 1 month ago
You can reach me at 1-900-HOT-LEGS. Its usually a $1.00 per minute but since youre not using the number for youre personal pleasure, I let you call for free. Youre friends dont count though. :)

Mrs.Knoxville replied 3 years, 1 month ago
Is that so? Because I've got some friends who just may be interested. They may not be your type... but you might try and give them a chance. :)

kingmonkey replied 3 years ago
This morning, I spoke with a client interested in shipping a package with our airline. When asked for the dimensions of her package, she provided me with the following measurements: 24"x2.5"x14"x7.25" I was astonished! This woman was shipping 4-Dimensional objects in our 3-Dimensional aircraft! I wonder how we will manage that once the trucking company brings them to us.

PuppetMaster replied 3 years ago
ROFL oh dear lord is that gold.

kingmonkey replied 2 years, 12 months ago
Today, among a couple other items, my horoscope indicated that I will "meet and meddle with cuddle bunnies." I have no idea what that means. If I am never heard from again, please organize a wabbit hunt and come save me.

PuppetMaster replied 2 years, 12 months ago
ROFL

Stryker replied 2 years, 12 months ago
PuppetMaster, will you help me organize the wabbit hunt? We need to be prepared for the cuddle bunnies. Those things are sick and wrong and they scare the hell out of me. *pumps shotgun*

 

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