Thread: cute girl at work problem...

Quote: Originally Posted by Perry Did I mention she's a journalist too... deforest, it's like we were birthed outta the same canal.

Quote: Originally Posted by Bender I think yer skeert of her Snoidums.

snoid, more towards what I'd mentioned earlier... remember that crazy fundie bastard demetri? Remember him chasing us down the pavement with a bow and arrow and the old school school steel baseball spikes, spouting litany bible verses that were geared against n---er knocking! Remember that shit, I too am weary of that damned perpendicular railroad tie thingy wit' da jeebus and what not

Quote: Originally Posted by Anorak Isn't the bible all full of fucking and sucking and buggery and hand jobs and the shitler. Didn't Jesus donkey punch Mary at least once. I'm pretty sure the rusty trombone is referenced in Job right before he says "god why have you forsaken me". Anyhow, my point is, if I have one and I don't, the bible made you do it and the bible says do it just like that song by Priest made...

Quote: Originally Posted by Macushla conversion snoid wouldn't snip his bits over a girl.

Quote: Originally Posted by Thraan Ask her out Snoid. What's the worst that can happen? conversion

Quote: Originally Posted by Number8teen Snoid, don't make assumptions. I wear catholic medals around my neck because they were my great grandma's. I'm pretty sure the holy water would boil if I set foot in a church. Maybe she has it for sentimental reasons. If not, she probably still does it in the pooper anyway. Yeah, maybe she's a dirty girl like Number8teen! Hi 18!

Maybe her grandmother gave it to her and she only wears it to remind herself not to be a whore. Smell her rosary beads for your answer.

Quote: Originally Posted by CA Stu BUT! That was Ozzy, dumbass. Thanks CA Stu Priest. "Better by you, better than me" look it up. Thanks, Whette Fahrtz

Quote: Originally Posted by deforest whitakelly how could I forget about good ol' antonin and our government's ultra discreet attempt to mesh church and state... Hush. We're talking about merging snoidums and a charming young sales professional.