You Might be a Southern Baptist...
...if you think God's presence is always strongest in the back three pews.
...if you think John the Baptist founded the Southern Baptist Convention.
...if you think "Amazing Grace" is the national anthem.
...if the first complete sentence you uttered was "We've never done it this way before."
...if you judge the quality of the ...
Don't you mean "confused Southern Baptist"?
Golly, now you got me wondering? If I don't meet any of those criteria, does that mean I am NOT a Southern Baptist?
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Originally Posted by gtparts
Don't you mean "confused Southern Baptist"?
Golly, now you got me wondering? If I don't meet any of those criteria, does that mean I am NOT a Southern Baptist?
Me, either then....lol
Except I think Amazing Grace SHOULD be the national anthem, since we're gonna need ...
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Originally Posted by Swamp Runner
...if you think Jesus actually used Welch's grape juice and saltine crackers.
Has to be my favorite. You know.....it was Welch's at the wedding of Cana as well.
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Originally Posted by mtnwoman
Me, either then....lol
Except I think Amazing Grace SHOULD be the national anthem, since we're gonna need it.
I'm independent baptist, but still...basically same belief system.
HAHA SIS please dont confuse US independents with southern baptist!
Years ago there ...
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Originally Posted by FLdeerHunter25
HAHA SIS please dont confuse US independents with southern baptist!
Years ago there wasnt much of a difference but today there is a HUGE difference! Except maybe up in the backwoods parts where southern baptist still believe the good stuff! haha
LOL....I know
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I just started attending a SBC Church a couple of weeks ago (Switched from Methodist) I think I will send these to the Pastor.
See if He has a sense of Humor..
Just plain ignorant ... those are the traits of the hardshelled Baptist. We So. Baptist are far more concerned that someone might think we are dancing.
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Originally Posted by Swamp Runner
I just started attending a SBC Church a couple of weeks ago (Switched from Methodist) I think I will send these to the Pastor.
See if He has a sense of Humor..
I'm curious, Swampy. If you don't mind me asking, what prompted the switch? You can PM me if you don't mind ...
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Originally Posted by 5pointCal
I'm curious, Swampy. If you don't mind me asking, what prompted the switch? You can PM me if you don't mind the question. If I don't hear from you, I know you minded.
Dont mind at all, I have been attending a small Methodist Church for about a year now (+/-), but the longer ...
Quote: Originally Posted by BANDERSNATCH only one reason I'd want to be a baptist.... (Pentecostal myself) .... it's because the bible says "the dead in Christ will rise first" HAHHHAHAHAAAAHAAAA all in love, brothers and sisters.... all in love. Bandy
Quote: Originally Posted by MudDucker Just plain ignorant ... those are the traits of the hardshelled Baptist. We So. Baptist are far more concerned that someone might think we are dancing.
Quote: Originally Posted by ddd-shooter Do you mean expositorily as in, he just reads the Bible to you? Expository Preaching - Method of teaching God's Word by starting with Chapter 1 Verse 1 of a given book of the Bible and continuing on until that given book is finished. Can cover one verse or several verses within each given sermon. Outlines and other details are given and encouraged. Antonym--Topical Preaching All this from the...
Quote: Originally Posted by Swamp Runner I am not real concerned with the denomination (In fact I could give a rats butt less about it ), just looking for a Church true to the Word and that takes study serious. Awesome!
Quote: Originally Posted by mtnwoman Me, either then....lol Except I think Amazing Grace SHOULD be the national anthem, since we're gonna need it. I'm independent baptist, but still...basically same belief system. HAHA SIS please dont confuse US independents with southern baptist! Years ago there wasnt much of a difference but today there is a HUGE difference! Except maybe up in the backwoods parts where southern baptist still...
Just plain ignorant ... those are the traits of the hardshelled Baptist. We So. Baptist are far more concerned that someone might think we are dancing.
Don't you mean "confused Southern Baptist"? Golly, now you got me wondering? If I don't meet any of those criteria, does that mean I am NOT a Southern Baptist?
only one reason I'd want to be a baptist.... (Pentecostal myself) .... it's because the bible says "the dead in Christ will rise first" HAHHHAHAHAAAAHAAAA all in love, brothers and sisters.... all in love. Bandy
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