Thread: World Jokes

If you google "Gordon Campbell's clock", it'll lead you to the source of this story. So this one is a Canadian joke. Author unknown. Um, it's still safe to laugh at our politicians here in North America. Gordon Campbell's Clock Taking a wee break but couldn't resist this one: A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked,...

Quote: Originally Posted by dougie86 I think I just burst my lung laughing. ha ha ha .. with due respect not at the Scottish people whose virtue of thriftiness is admirable. Yes, the Scots are known for thrift, or stinginess, take your pick. Loved your joke, irman!! Of course, there is that famous one-line double entendre: Wherever you find four Scotsmen, you will always find a fifth.

Teak? he couldn't walk on water? Lol..that's a good one though.

Walking thru Chinatown, the stores are all labeled with true Chinese names, like Yee Sing or something like that. Then there is that one store that says, Macintosh Souvenirs ..... Inside is this rather old Chinese gentlemen and welcomes the visitor. Visitor asks, Why is the store called Macintosh Souvenirs ? Old gentleman explains: I came to this country long time ago. I come thru and the guy in front of me is from Scotland. Official asks:...

So, Sarah Palin, was picked as the Republican VP, in last year's election. The End.

Quote: Originally Posted by alicejb 1) He took millions, possibly billions of dollars out of one of the world's poorer nations. I know its a joke, but for what its worth, the Philippines was one of the top asian economies when Marcos came into power. It's really sad what that man and his cronies did to the people of Philippines.

What do you think is the best joke from your country? I saw this in a readers digest but the jokes weren't very good, the insight of what different countries find funny was fun to read though, types of humor and what not. So what joke do you like best in your country?