Thread: World Jokes

Here is one of my all-time favorite jokes. Please do not be offended if you are either (a) a cowboy, or (b) a lesbian. It is really poking fun at the cowboy. A cowboy walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a beer. As he nurses his beer, an attractive woman walks into the bar and sits down next to him. She gives him the look-over (cowboy boots, jeans, big belt buckle, bollo tie, Stetson) before asking, "Say, are you are real...

President Obama 's China Trip Yesterday he met Hu [who] Today he met Wen [when]

Walking thru Chinatown, the stores are all labeled with true Chinese names, like Yee Sing or something like that. Then there is that one store that says, Macintosh Souvenirs ..... Inside is this rather old Chinese gentlemen and welcomes the visitor. Visitor asks, Why is the store called Macintosh Souvenirs ? Old gentleman explains: I came to this country long time ago. I come thru and the guy in front of me is from Scotland. Official asks:...

America: 1) A plane crashes on an island somewhere in the Pacific. There are 3 survivors which are soon captured and brought to the chief of the island. The chief says, "I will cut off your heads unless you go into the jungle and each bring 10 of the same fruit." The 3 survivors run off in different directions. The first survivor comes back holding 10 apples. The chief says, "you must shove all 10 apples up your a$$...

Quote: Originally Posted by alicejb 1) He took millions, possibly billions of dollars out of one of the world's poorer nations. I know its a joke, but for what its worth, the Philippines was one of the top asian economies when Marcos came into power. It's really sad what that man and his cronies did to the people of Philippines.

Quote: Originally Posted by Kaiminani I know its a joke, but for what its worth, the Philippines was one of the top asian economies when Marcos came into power. It's really sad what that man and his cronies did to the people of Philippines. Oh yeah, it is. I'm filipino--I was there through it all. We didn't have much money to begin with and that greedy monster proceeded to fill up his pocket anyway. That joke is truly an irony.

A couple of old heaven-and-hell jokes: 1. Heaven - the chefs are French, the mechanics are German, the police are British, the lovers are Italian and it's governed by the Swiss. Hell - the chefs are British, the mechanics are French, the police are German, the lovers are Swiss and it's governed by the Italians. 2. Heaven - American salary, British house, Chinese chef, Japanese wife Hell - Chinese salary, Japanese house, British...

american jobs on the lighter side--- for the high stress thankless job owners here you go mr policeman if you practiced good customer service there would be no bankrobberies mr teacher if you practiced good customer service maurice could read and write mr president if you practiced good customer service there would be no 911. welcome to the land of good customer services skills retirement

A man is asking a girl, if she will marry him "When you die, would you like to be buried in our family grave?"