Thread: Words of advice.

Quote: Originally Posted by Victory2009 Mums are cool lol. My fave from my mum was "If you fall off that wall and break your legs dont come running to me" lol My moms was always "You can't cry unless there's blood!" Backfired w/my sister though, she freaks at the sight of blood, so my mother apologizes for that one...too funny.

Truth between candid minds can never do harm. Thomas Jefferson

Quote: Originally Posted by LL_Hayden And that would be your advice? Glad to see you appreciate irony.

Quote: Originally Posted by tRauma26100 If you gotta fart, don't push it too hard, or you might have an accident. LMFARO, Been there before my friend......When i was 14, I farted 15 times in a row showing off in front of friends (blokes and girls), sadly the 16th came with a flowing smelly surprise.....THE most embarrassing moment ever the farts were good but

Quote: Originally Posted by jkeiche Glad to see you appreciate irony. ROFLMAO jkeiche!!! Humor is the best medicine.

Never sell your saddle.

Quote: Originally Posted by bed_wetting_liberal Always wear clean underwear in case you get hit by a bus and have to go to the hospital. --Mom lol, everytime I here of dressing for accidents I think of that old lady in the story of "The Misfit"

Quote: Originally Posted by jkeiche Don't take advice and don't give advice. And that would be your advice?

when picking your nose anything past the first knuckle is just greedy.

Good judgment comes from bad experience ... and most of that comes from bad judgment.