Dear SDSAB,
I must know why the replier was listed as "Eutychus," since it is obvious that no one these days has that name. I am moderately familiar with the story in Saint Paul, but also with a story in the Latin textbook I teach from. I cannot deduce any connection to olives from either. And in case someone actually IS named Eutychus, please accept my simpering apologies.
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Why is it that green olives come in glass jars but black olives come in cans? .
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Originally Posted by Johnny L.A.
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No, but somebody should work on correcting that. The pun at the end of that column should be a capital crime.
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Originally Posted by Zakalwe
No, but somebody should work on correcting that. The pun at the end of that column should be a capital crime.
I just looked at it. I'm with you. Start a fund, I'll put some money in it.
*shudders*
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Originally Posted by Zakalwe
No, but somebody should work on correcting that. The pun at the end of that column should be a capital crime.
I'll correct it.
As the enquiry comes from Olive Newton John, the pun should in fact read:
'And that's, olive, what I know'.
Quote: Originally Posted by Zakalwe No, but somebody should work on correcting that. The pun at the end of that column should be a capital crime. I just looked at it. I'm with you. Start a fund, I'll put some money in it. *shudders*
Quote: Originally Posted by Zakalwe No, but somebody should work on correcting that. The pun at the end of that column should be a capital crime. I'll correct it. As the enquiry comes from Olive Newton John, the pun should in fact read: 'And that's, olive, what I know'.
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