Thread: [Where I read] Twilight - Chapter by Chapter THE ENTIRE SAGA!

Hey guys, sorry about the delay. Given the rest of the book reads like the movie. I'll be moving onto New Moon soon. I hope no one minds.

Quote: Originally Posted by DoctorDogGirl "Yes, Cain, I love being a vampire!" It's interesting that this thread has essentially become a case study of 1st Ed Sabbat. Not that I'm complaining. I came in at the tail end of 2nd Ed and enjoy the education. Quote: We find out that Esme was a suicide who killed herself after throwing herself off a cliff. She had lost her baby. Bella reacts like "okay, really...

I've had to stop watching TV, because as much as I dislike this series, all the New Moon trailers/previews sort of get me pumped, despite myself. It's the werewolves. They show them and they want you to think that it's going to be an army of badass Amerindians that turn into ten-foot dogs that slaughter all those perfect damned hipsters vamps I hated from the first movie... but then I remember what really happens. ALAS

Quote: Originally Posted by Jack Yeah, I liked that too. I keep hoping the Strain will get made into a movie. Even if the vamps are reasonably similar to Blade II's reapers. That'd be pretty fantastic. Especially if Ron Perlman plays Sardu.

Quote: Originally Posted by Cruton College classes. They all attend college whenever they get the chance, but they need SAT scores and high school records in the first place. You can get into high school with a minimum of paperwork. College requires a bit more of an established identity. That actulay makes sense

Quote: Originally Posted by Omegatron Sara?! What? I did NOT see that coming. In fact I thought she was a Lesbian Nun, with no (seemingly polygamous!) love for the biker druid. Assuming I understood things, he lived with Sara and Yakumo together in one of the possible endings.

Quote: Originally Posted by Cruton Science vampires! God, who ever thought we needed science vampires? Seriously, who started this idea. I want to do terrible things to them with mouse traps. It's a pretty old idea (I have a short story from 1956 in one vampire anthology, and the notion of vampirism as exotic but non-supernatural disease didn't exactly seem new then) which tends to go in and out of popularity in cycles. Frankly, it...

Quote: Originally Posted by DoctorDogGirl Guys, as much as I love discussion on my thread. The Sauron wannabe outlawing fire is the LEAST problem of a series that explictly is built on an Objectivist morality fantasy worldview... ...in a reality with a literal God and Devil.... ...while liberally ripping off the Wheel of Time series... ...after giving its protagonist an army bisexual dominatrixes that he just keeps around for decoration. I...

Woopsie! I posted with so much fake hatred, it created a clone of itself.

Quote: Originally Posted by DoctorDogGirl A certain level of mystery about where vampires come from isn't necessarily a bad thing. I am saying that When edward says they "Evolved" its not a statement of fact that they are "science vampires' its that "he has no real knowledge and that's his best guess and there's no vampire creation myth going around his pack"