Thread: Waiting list for Mr. Gwareth.

Quote: Originally Posted by twilight07 Dawwww why couldn't I've gotten captured by you lot? *whines and wanders off* (Yes...Luci got captured now. >o>) HEY!!!.....I offered to chain you to a bedpost, not the hardwood chair!! If you're nice when you wake up, I'll bring you some coney pie and chicken soup.... and maybe move you into the other room where the bed is, so you can at least be comfy...

Quote: Originally Posted by Ardra Prisoners? What Prisoners? We are naught but the lowly hobo elite having a party involving more than the average amount of rope! For goodness sake, they're getting to eat BREAD AND JAM! Quote: Originally Posted by GoldrushSE And, in one particular case.....Fine imported wine, imported cheese and beef, fresh bread and apples. *coughs* Oh...I mean..umm...yeah....bread and water...and jam....and bacon......

Prisoners? What Prisoners? We are naught but the lowly hobo elite having a party involving more than the average amount of rope! For goodness sake, they're getting to eat BREAD AND JAM!

Quote: Originally Posted by keirsyn You always seem to pop up at the most inopportune time... Gods..requoted for truth. I always get to the "punchline" or major action of what I was building up in my emotes..and Boom! here comes Arion. The man can stealth with platemail on, I swear. I'm jealous.

A wandering minstrel sings: Ring my friend, I said you call Mister Gwareth Day or night he'll be there any time at all, Mister Gwareth Mister Gwareth, you're a new and better man He helps you to understand He does everything he can, Mister Gwareth If you're down he'll pick you up, Mister Gwareth Take a drink from his special cup, Mister Gwareth Mister Gwareth Robert, he's a man you must believe Helping everyone in need...

O ya that's just what they need....

Don't forget Ardra, we also have the Shire's finest bacon available. Made with Bason's special ingredients.

Quote: Originally Posted by twilight07 To parapharase something from 'Bondock Saints' ... "There's always that guy behind the couch..." Arion's "that guy." Yes, yes he is....

Quote: Originally Posted by Ardra For goodness sake, they're getting to eat BREAD AND JAM! And, in one particular case.....Fine imported wine, imported cheese and beef, fresh bread and apples. *coughs* Oh...I mean..umm...yeah....bread and water...and jam....and bacon... nothing more...honest..

Quote: Originally Posted by Ardra Prisoners? What Prisoners? We are naught but the lowly hobo elite having a party involving more than the average amount of rope! Kinky.