Thread: WEDDINGBELLS Message Board Community: Rick Mercer and the Swine Flu

In one of my classes we are discussing business continuity and risk management. One of my students posted this article by Rick Mercer - thought we could all use a chuckle: I cannot begin to tell you how confused I am about the swine flu. Every single day there are different reports and conflicting advice. All I know is, at this point I swear to God I'm 80 percent hand sanitizer. I walk past one of those Purell pumps and I ride that lever...

2 thumbs up!

Pretty accurate!

LOVE it! Especially: Quote: ...for God's sakes, stay off the Internet.

Yeah...that was a pretty awesome rant last week.

lol thats great!

Haha , I love Rick Mercer!

Quote: So all we can do is wash our hands, cough into our sleeves and for God's sakes, stay off the Internet. This is the only part I find even remotely comical. As far as I can see the biggest "spread" of this has been over the internet and to take it a step further, through this board.

Edited to remove unnecessary personal digs. Get in good mood, THEN post. I am surprised you didn't enjoy that the government misspelled coughs. I think that's the highlight because I didn't know it before.

Quote: Then they say, "Don't worry, we currently have a million vaccines stockpiled." That's great, except for the fact there are 35 million Canadians. So unless we're looking for the miracle of the loaves and fishes here, this means I have to strangle 35 people on the way to my clinic. So all we can do is wash our hands, cough into our sleeves and for God's sakes, stay off the Internet. He slays me!