1. Saying that I'm not really a pilot, but I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night and then noticing my fly is open.
2. Catching the eye of a pretty young lass and then tripping over my untied shoelace as I walk towards her.
3. Making contact with said young lass and then realising that I have Toilet Paper stuck to my shoe.
4. Trying one of my best opening lines after a number of...



