Thread: Things you shouldn't do while driving

Changing the station on my Pandora app while getting roadhead after a night of drinking. __________________ "Knock a hole in your head and let some brains in." -Benson DuBois

Quote: Originally Posted by CMY Focus: What's the worst thing you've done while driving? Having sex. I don't condone dangerous behavior behind the wheel, but fucking while driving is much easier than one would think. It was dark out, and we were on our way to a party. I slid the seat back and she straddled me. She had to kind of lean off to the side so I could see where I was going, and we went at it almost the whole way there....

I live in a country where this is a common occurrence. It's at the point that the cops are so desperate to stop it they might physically rape you if they catch you doing it. And impound your car for a month. EDIT: And sometimes.....that shit goes really, really wrong... ...I mean REALLY wrong.

The worst I've seen was a girl who looked like she was singing along with a song, using sign language, on the freeway. The worst I've ever ridden in was stuffing 12 people into a car, with someone laying across the people in the back. The window was open and she almost fell out of the car. The worst I've ever done was driving with both my feet resting out the window, using the cruise control to control my speed. As for...

Changed clothes, down to my boxers while driving on the highway. Being able to drive well with your knees is the key. __________________ "I know I'm the tallest person in the room, but I'm not freakishly tall, just vertically gifted."

Quote: Originally Posted by Santashats I have also done whip its on the road.. except I was getting a blowjob. Talk about a rush. I also hit 150mph on 3 hits of LSD. Not something I'm proud of. When my mom read about this experience in a personal narrative I wrote she was not pleased. I've driven on mushrooms. Not a good idea at night. Three doses, though? Jesus... Acid's a bit more mental, so it's probably dealable with...

Quote: Originally Posted by FoamyBologna Shaving. It's not easy or practical. Dude, sometimes you just have to dry shave. I do it, on average, once a month. Or, if you find yourself doing this all of the time, get a cordless electric razor. Unless you're Sasquatch, it's not that hard. Actually, the worst I've ever done is drive a five speed through midday traffic in downtown Indianapolis while eating a candy bar, drinking...

Quote: Originally Posted by phila lawyer I've driven on mushrooms. Not a good idea at night. Three doses, though? Jesus... Acid's a bit more mental, so it's probably dealable with one. But three? That's Olympics level. Honestly, I'm thankful to be alive. The neon orange road signs from construction mixed with the bright green exit signs were quite literally jumping, and swirling, and diving around the car. I have no...

Quote: Originally Posted by Colossal_Licorice Worst I've seen/done is inhale balloons full of nitrous oxide. Bad, bad idea. This. However, it was not nitrous oxide --it was a can of Coleman's camping propane. You hold a broken q-tip in your teeth and stick it down into the opening and push the valve pin. Chest-inhale the gas deeply and hold your breath. Demons will ensue immediately, then fade away in a couple minutes. A couple of...

The worst one I've seen was a girl putting on her eyeliner while texting. I felt like ramming her off the road just to make myself breathe a little easier. Honestly, is it really a good idea to put makeup on your face while going at 65 miles per hour? *BUMP* Whoops, I just got fucking BLACK PAINT all over my face! __________________ "The best way to predict the future is to invent it." ~Alan Kay.