Thread: Thief dictums.

There are so many that make me laugh, but the best ones for me are when you catch guards by surprise. Just the short ones like "What the?!?!" and "What the hell??" and even "Where'd you come from??" - the inflection in their voices when you pop out of nowhere are hilarious.

Quote: Originally Posted by SneakyJack There are so many that make me laugh, but the best ones for me are when you catch guards by surprise. Just the short ones like "What the?!?!" and "What the hell??" and even "Where'd you come from??" - the inflection in their voices when you pop out of nowhere are hilarious. Oh yes! That ...

Guard: "You're dog meat!" Lol. also "You're crow meat!"

Quote: Originally Posted by fearless Guard: "You're dog meat!" Lol. also "You're crow meat!" That's Benny, when he get anger. But I've never heard "crow meat".

Garrett in Thief 2 & Female Thug on Thief 3: " You-hou-hou, and a bottle of ruhm "

Quote: Originally Posted by massimilianogoi That's Benny, when he get anger. But I've never heard "crow meat". I think it might be this instead but not Benny. "Mess with me and you're crow meat taffer boy!"

Constantine: "That's no moon. That's a space station." Victoria: "Would someone get this walking carpet out of my way?" Garrett: "Good against remotes, that's one thing. Good against the living? That's something else." am i doing in rite

Well there's allways this one mechanist who just wants to cuddle me that kind of freaks me out. yes, yes, I know its "I will cudgel thee .

Quote: Originally Posted by Emerald Wolf Well there's allways this one mechanist who just wants to cuddle me that kind of freaks me out. yes, yes, I know its "I will cudgel thee . haahhahaha @ fett: where are present those phrases? For those who posts here: please insert the relative chapter and episode, so...

Guard2 (T1): "Come out of the shadows, tricksie-boy! I see ya . Guard3 (T1/T2): " Oooh well. It's quiet enough now." (usually followed by "(thud) Ungh..." ) Hammerite2 (T1): "Thou art the nail!" Hammerite3 (T1): "The snake shows himself!"