The Top 10 Weird Sex-Related Mishaps
Keeping it fresh and interesting in the bedroom is imperative for a healthy sex life. It is part of human nature to try new things, experiment, and get kinky. However things dont always pan out as planned and with all the sex happening across the globe something is bound to go terribly wrong. When mishaps happen in the bedroom, it can cause ...
The Top 10 Weird Sex-Related Mishaps
10. The Unreliable Penis Extension
A hapless Russian man with a small penis made a last ditch effort to save his marriage which ended in disaster.
Grigory Toporov, a 47-year-old man, had feelings of inadequacy after his wife berated him for his small penis. His wife reportedly told him repeatedly that he did not measure up in the ...
The Top 10 Weird Sex-Related Mishaps
9. Woman Injured In Sex Toy Mishap
Earlier this year a Maryland woman ended up in the hospital after a bloody mishap involving a homemade sex toy.
An unidentified couple was getting it on in the bedroom one Saturday night and decided to spice up their love making by using a sex toy. For reasons unknown, the sex toy, which we can...
The Top 10 Weird Sex-Related Mishaps
8. The Case of the Broken Boner
A British couple getting it on was interrupted when the mans penis broke mid-thrust.
Robert McClenahan, 38, was doing the deed with his wife when tragedy struck and his penis snapped in half. We were having sex and he missed and broke his willy. We turned on the light and it was bent, ...
The Top 10 Weird Sex-Related Mishaps
7. Train Track Tragedy
A South African couple was caught having sex on the wrong side of the track and literally paid for it with their lives.
Mduduzi Michael Bandezi, 28, and Sibongile Radebe, 25, met at local tavern in the Mpumalanga Province. One thing led to another and they ended up having sex on the railway tracks ...
The Top 10 Weird Sex-Related Mishaps
6. Couple Trapped in Sex Position
A Russian couple experimenting with a sexual position from the Kama Sutra was rushed to hospital after they became stuck to each other.
Valentina Sokolov, age 51, had been given a copy of the classic sex book for her 50th birthday. She and husband Ivan, age 56, decided to get kinky and ...
The Top 10 Weird Sex-Related Mishaps
5. Autoerotic INXSphyxiation
INXS frontman Michael Hutchence was found dead in a hotel room, naked with a belt tied around his neck. Was it suicide or a case of autoerotic asphyxiation gone wrong?
The practice of autoerotic asphyxia, or breath control play, can quickly turn deadly. This paraphilia involves ...
The Top 10 Weird Sex-Related Mishaps
4. I Heart You
A night of rough sex and a bizarre act of consensual "knife play" ended with a trip to the hospital and criminal charges for one Canadian couple.
After a big night of drinking, a Canadian couple decided to get freaky. An unidentified man asked his girlfriend Catherine McCoubrey, a then 25-year-old Winnipeg ...
The Top 10 Weird Sex-Related Mishaps
3. The Priest and the Potato
A British priest was rushed to hospital after a potato accidently became lodged in his rectum. The clergyman, in his 50s, said he was hanging curtains in the nude when he accidently fell back onto his kitchen table and landed smack bang on the offending potato.
Trudi Watson, who treated the ...
The Top 10 Weird Sex-Related Mishaps
2. Oral Sex Becomes a Mouth Full
A Singaporean businessman received the worst ******* in the world when his penis was accidently bitten off.
The unidentified businessman was having an affair with his 30-year-old secretary. The two would sneak off to a nearby park for sex. The man was receiving a ******* in a parked car when...
The Top 10 Weird Sex-Related Mishaps
1. Sex in the City Leaves Man Legless
A 34-year-old New Yorker suffered ''extravagant complications'' after injecting cocaine into his penis in 1987, at the height of the cocaine boom in the United States. Cocaine was regularly used by men to heighten sexual pleasure and maintain an *****ion.
It is reported that the ...
Quote: Originally Posted by DesiCasanova The Top 10 Weird Sex-Related Mishaps 5. Autoerotic INXSphyxiation INXS frontman Michael Hutchence was found dead in a hotel room, naked with a belt tied around his neck. Was it suicide or a case of autoerotic asphyxiation gone wrong? The practice of autoerotic asphyxia, or breath control play, can quickly turn deadly. This paraphilia involves intentionally cutting off oxygen to the brain for sexual...
Quote: Originally Posted by DesiCasanova The Top 10 Weird Sex-Related Mishaps 9. Woman Injured In Sex Toy Mishap Earlier this year a Maryland woman ended up in the hospital after a bloody mishap involving a homemade sex toy. An unidentified couple was getting it on in the bedroom one Saturday night and decided to spice up their love making by using a sex toy. For reasons unknown, the sex toy, which we can assume was a dildo of some sort,...
Quote: Originally Posted by DesiCasanova The Top 10 Weird Sex-Related Mishaps 3. The Priest and the Potato A British priest was rushed to hospital after a potato accidently became lodged in his rectum. The clergyman, in his 50s, said he was hanging curtains in the nude when he accidently fell back onto his kitchen table and landed smack bang on the offending potato. Trudi Watson, who treated the unidentified male, said, "He...
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