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Quote: Originally Posted by Hate ORRR, 3 out of 4 people have problems with fractions, but the other 1/2 do just fine. Isn't there only a third left after three quarters? lol

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One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve called out to God…”Lord, I have a problem!” “What’s the problem, Eve?” “Lord, I know you’ve created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedic snake, but I’m just not happy.” “Why is that, Eve?” came the reply from above. “Lord, I am lonely. And I’m sick to death of apples.” “Well, Eve, in that case, I have a...

man I read the rules and I'm kind if disappointed. Everybody loves a good dead baby joke, am I right? Here goes... What has four legs and one arm? - - - A pitbull on a preschool playground! One question, are live baby jokes ok?

Lol, that's not really a joke, it's more like a puzzle from that game Mind Trap. A hillbilly and his friend were talking. "I got me a wife!" "That's good." said his friend. "Well, it ain't too good. She's awful mean." "That's too bad." "Well, it ain't too bad. She's got lots of money." "That's...

ORRR, 3 out of 4 people have problems with fractions, but the other 1/2 do just fine.

From Bad Joke Friday , as promised: An old couple are having dinner at another old couple's house. They get done eating and the two old ladies pick up the plates and go into the kitchen. The two old men stay at the table and start talking. One old man (Graham) says to the other (Joe), "You should have seen this restaurant I was at yesterday, it was great." Joe asks the name and Graham says, "I can't...

That was actually funny. Now I'm afraid that I'm genuinely laughing.

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