Thread: Take heed cat-owners!

'The Insult' by Paul Gallico I have been insulted. My feelings have been hurt And I am not coming back into the house. You laughed at me. Don’t think that I was fooled. You weren’t laughing with me But AT me When I lost my balance Washing, And fell over. You laughed, And it wasn’t funny. All my grace, control, and dignity were gone; You robbed me of my image of myself And with your braying All but destroyed my pride. Don’t think...

Quote: Originally Posted by Asta Kask Exactly. I should have given a reference. 1. Everything is new the first time you see it. 2. Stealing from the correct places is the essense of true genius...My comments stand. Asta Krishna!!! Krisha Krisha!!! Asta !! Asta!!! <dances wildly in circles clashing cymbals with little grace or co-ordination>

Quote: Originally Posted by Witchking <makes formal bow with hat sweeping the floor> You sir are a sick and twisted evil genius. It is a pleasure and honor to have your aquaintance. If I had more time I would hop over to personalities and start the Church of Astra Kask and show those half-wit Krommites what for. Good Day Sir! Witchking, it's an oldie but goodie.

I only got an 87%, but we haven't had this cat long. Previous cats of mine have been much more evil.

Re: Take heed cat-owners! I already know that one of my cats is out to get me...She heaved a heavy lamp at me when I was sleeping one night...Thankfully, I woke up in thenick of time and was able to catch the lamp that was hurtling toward my head with my ninja-like reflexes... __________________ In a world of magnets and miracles, evil has reared its head and one man dares to stand up and sweep it under the rug. That man is Ethan Dupreii,...

Re: Take heed cat-owners! Mine tripped me a couple of weeks ago, sending me to the floor with a loud thud. The result was a bruise on the upper right arm that was the size of . . . my upper right arm. Ow. __________________ Sean "Dr. Kromm" Punch < kromm@sjgames.com > GURPS Line Editor, Steve Jackson Games Doctor of Hypermediocrity

Re: Take heed cat-owners! A paltry 80% for the ring leader of my personal feline conspiracy. I think they'll keep me around to take advantage of my opposable thumbs on the can opener for a while longer.

Re: Take heed cat-owners! Our cat doesn't try to kill us. He pushes in between us when we're getting too close and affectionate, and yells. We've nicknamed him "Catto the Censor." Bill Stoddard

Re: Take heed cat-owners! Well first of all there is no such thing as a "Cat Owner" since no-one can own a cat, or so I am told by all of my 3 cats. Well I answer these question basing them on how the leader of the group, Oskar, behaves and I got 93%. So maybe it?s time to say my goodbyes!? __________________ ''Pull a rabbit out of your hat. That's the secret of both trial law and life.'' Denny...

Re: Take heed cat-owners! Quote: Originally Posted by Hannes665 Well first of all there is no such thing as a "Cat Owner" since no-one can own a cat, or so I am told by all of my 3 cats. C.S. Lewis said something similar of a dog he officially owned, "He never exactly obeyed you. He sometimes agreed with you. How many dogs that describes I don't know. But it describes every cat. __________________ "The...