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Thread: Suggestion: Most Annoying Horror Movie Cliche


Started 1 year, 6 months ago by Jdchrstnsn
UPDATED Sat Sep 13 2008 19:39:15 Cars can never start at crucial times. The phones are always dead. Girls can do nothing but scream. The victims almost always split up purportedly to “cover more ground”, and end up being taken out by the killer one by one. No matter how fast you are the killer can just walk and catch you. The victim always runs upstairs. The ...
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Jdchrstnsn replied 1 year, 6 months ago
UPDATED Sun Sep 14 2008 10:19:22 Cars can never start at crucial times. The phones are always dead. Girls can do nothing but scream. The victims almost always split up purportedly to “cover more ground”, and end up being taken out by the killer one by one. No matter how fast you are the killer can just walk and catch you. People always trip over nothing. The ...

Jdchrstnsn replied 1 year, 6 months ago
Cars can never start at crucial times. The phones are always dead. Girls can do nothing but scream. The victims almost always split up purportedly to “cover more ground”, and end up being taken out by the killer one by one. No matter how fast you are the killer can just walk and catch you. People always trip over nothing. The victim always runs upstairs. The killer keeps all ...

upl2229 replied 1 year, 6 months ago
The victims almost always split up purportedly to “cover more ground”, and end up being taken out by the killer one by one. http://www.youtube.com/UPL2229

Mister_Milich replied 1 year, 6 months ago
Two more come to mind, thanks to Behind the Mask (I think if I watched it again now, I'd think of several more): The killer keeps all of his victims in one room or place and a friend/acquaintance of the victims always stumbles in there. If the killer is actually stopped or killed, it's almost always by a woman or a child. That said, your list is absolutely fantastic. Being a...

Jdchrstnsn replied 1 year, 6 months ago
Thanks Milich, I should've caught that having seen Behind the Mask. This is not a signature.

WeBandOfBuggered replied 1 year, 6 months ago
Minor amendment: "Every won who had sex, smoked, drank or used drugs dies"(Horror Movies 101) More Cliches: Addition: Killer repeatedly stabs/shoots/whatever victim then redundantly throws them off a building An body of water(ranging from fountains to pools to lakes) produces some sort of mist allowing the killer to hide or victim to elude the killer Survivors who shoot ...

Bowie-3 replied 1 year, 6 months ago
All of these are eye rollers, but like the others said, that's part of the fun, kinda. HIGHLY recommended reading since we're on the subject is a book titled "How to Survive a Horror Movie: All the Skills to Dodge the Kills" by Seth Grahame-Smith. It's a mock survival guide for the time when you may find yourself trapped in a horror movie. Absolutely hilarious. Chapters include: ...

Master_X_3_1_1 replied 1 year, 6 months ago
People always trip over nothing; that is what I can't stand. "No man is just a number"

thechosen1 replied 1 year, 6 months ago
Someone calls the police who come to investigate... and find nothing unusual around the place.

Harbottle64 replied 1 year, 6 months ago
UPDATED Sun Sep 14 2008 00:35:57 Excellent suggestion, JDC! The only additional cliché I can think of is that any alien entity, recently crash landed via meteor or spaceship, is automatically discovered by the scuzziest tramp, or bum, in the vicinity. The "Harold Ramp" is then either killed, or infected in which case he'll then go off in search of the young couple, making ...

Niffiwan replied 1 year, 6 months ago
THE MUSIC!! It's so damn predictable and I can't stand it. It's always some held high note on a violin or something with a slow dreary melody, getting louder until "whoosh" there's a big rush and something happens. It's a cheap and trite way of building tension. ___ __ _ My blog about Russian animation: http://niffiwan.livejournal.com/

Jawsphobia replied 1 year, 6 months ago
None of these is as annoying as the trend toward trying to reverse them. If a character is distracted, they are vulnerable. And what better distraction than having sex? It wasn't a political statement in Halloween, say the writers. "These snozberries taste like snozberries." - Super Troopers

 

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Jdchrstnsn
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Cars can never start at crucial times. The phones are always dead. Girls can do nothing but scream. The victims almost always split up purportedly to “cover more ground”, and end up being taken out by the killer one by one. No matter how fast you are the killer can just walk and catch you. People always trip over nothing. The victim always runs upstairs. The killer keeps all of his victims in one room or place and a friend/acquaintance of...
Bowie-3
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Oh yes, I just thought of another one. The victim who is startled by the same screeching cat sound effect recorded 80 years ago, breathes a sigh of relief, turns around,....YAHHHH!
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http://www.area51newmexico.com/horror_movies.php http://www.youtube.com/UPL2229
Mister_Milich
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Two more come to mind, thanks to Behind the Mask (I think if I watched it again now, I'd think of several more): The killer keeps all of his victims in one room or place and a friend/acquaintance of the victims always stumbles in there. If the killer is actually stopped or killed, it's almost always by a woman or a child. That said, your list is absolutely fantastic. Being a nut for horror films, both B-grade and great, I'd...
WeBandOfBuggered
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Published (2008-09-13 19:48:00)
Minor amendment: "Every won who had sex, smoked, drank or used drugs dies"(Horror Movies 101) More Cliches: Addition: Killer repeatedly stabs/shoots/whatever victim then redundantly throws them off a building An body of water(ranging from fountains to pools to lakes) produces some sort of mist allowing the killer to hide or victim to elude the killer Survivors who shoot killer, regardless of range, thier injuries and...
Master_X_3_1_1
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People always trip over nothing; that is what I can't stand. "No man is just a number"
thechosen1
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Someone calls the police who come to investigate... and find nothing unusual around the place.
Harbottle64
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UPDATED Sun Sep 14 2008 00:35:57 Excellent suggestion, JDC! The only additional cliché I can think of is that any alien entity, recently crash landed via meteor or spaceship, is automatically discovered by the scuzziest tramp, or bum, in the vicinity. The "Harold Ramp" is then either killed, or infected in which case he'll then go off in search of the young couple, making out in the car nearby in the woods...and so it...
Niffiwan
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THE MUSIC!! It's so damn predictable and I can't stand it. It's always some held high note on a violin or something with a slow dreary melody, getting louder until "whoosh" there's a big rush and something happens. It's a cheap and trite way of building tension. ___ __ _ My blog about Russian animation: http://niffiwan.livejournal.com/
Jawsphobia
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None of these is as annoying as the trend toward trying to reverse them. If a character is distracted, they are vulnerable. And what better distraction than having sex? It wasn't a political statement in Halloween, say the writers. "These snozberries taste like snozberries." - Super Troopers

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