Thread: Suggestion: Most Annoying Horror Movie Cliche
Started 1 year, 6 months ago by Jdchrstnsn
UPDATED Sat Sep 13 2008 19:39:15
Cars can never start at crucial times.
The phones are always dead.
Girls can do nothing but scream.
The victims almost always split up purportedly to cover more ground, and end up being taken out by the killer one by one.
No matter how fast you are the killer can just walk and catch you.
The victim always runs upstairs.
The ...
UPDATED Sun Sep 14 2008 10:19:22
Cars can never start at crucial times.
The phones are always dead.
Girls can do nothing but scream.
The victims almost always split up purportedly to cover more ground, and end up being taken out by the killer one by one.
No matter how fast you are the killer can just walk and catch you.
People always trip over nothing.
The ...
Cars can never start at crucial times.
The phones are always dead.
Girls can do nothing but scream.
The victims almost always split up purportedly to cover more ground, and end up being taken out by the killer one by one.
No matter how fast you are the killer can just walk and catch you.
People always trip over nothing.
The victim always runs upstairs.
The killer keeps all ...
The victims almost always split up purportedly to cover more ground, and end up being taken out by the killer one by one.
http://www.youtube.com/UPL2229
Two more come to mind, thanks to Behind the Mask (I think if I watched it again now, I'd think of several more):
The killer keeps all of his victims in one room or place and a friend/acquaintance of the victims always stumbles in there.
If the killer is actually stopped or killed, it's almost always by a woman or a child.
That said, your list is absolutely fantastic. Being a...
Minor amendment: "Every won who had sex, smoked, drank or used drugs dies"(Horror Movies 101)
More Cliches:
Addition: Killer repeatedly stabs/shoots/whatever victim then redundantly throws them off a building
An body of water(ranging from fountains to pools to lakes) produces some sort of mist allowing the killer to hide or victim to elude the killer
Survivors who shoot ...
All of these are eye rollers, but like the others said, that's part of the fun, kinda.
HIGHLY recommended reading since we're on the subject is a book titled "How to Survive a Horror Movie: All the Skills to Dodge the Kills" by Seth Grahame-Smith. It's a mock survival guide for the time when you may find yourself trapped in a horror movie. Absolutely hilarious. Chapters include:
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UPDATED Sun Sep 14 2008 00:35:57
Excellent suggestion, JDC!
The only additional cliché I can think of is that any alien entity, recently crash landed via meteor or spaceship, is automatically discovered by the scuzziest tramp, or bum, in the vicinity.
The "Harold Ramp" is then either killed, or infected in which case he'll then go off in search of the young couple, making ...
THE MUSIC!!
It's so damn predictable and I can't stand it. It's always some held high note on a violin or something with a slow dreary melody, getting louder until "whoosh" there's a big rush and something happens. It's a cheap and trite way of building tension.
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My blog about Russian animation: http://niffiwan.livejournal.com/
None of these is as annoying as the trend toward trying to reverse them.
If a character is distracted, they are vulnerable. And what better distraction than having sex?
It wasn't a political statement in Halloween, say the writers.
"These snozberries taste like snozberries."
- Super Troopers
Cars can never start at crucial times. The phones are always dead. Girls can do nothing but scream. The victims almost always split up purportedly to cover more ground, and end up being taken out by the killer one by one. No matter how fast you are the killer can just walk and catch you. People always trip over nothing. The victim always runs upstairs. The killer keeps all of his victims in one room or place and a friend/acquaintance of...
Oh yes, I just thought of another one. The victim who is startled by the same screeching cat sound effect recorded 80 years ago, breathes a sigh of relief, turns around,....YAHHHH!
Two more come to mind, thanks to Behind the Mask (I think if I watched it again now, I'd think of several more): The killer keeps all of his victims in one room or place and a friend/acquaintance of the victims always stumbles in there. If the killer is actually stopped or killed, it's almost always by a woman or a child. That said, your list is absolutely fantastic. Being a nut for horror films, both B-grade and great, I'd...
Minor amendment: "Every won who had sex, smoked, drank or used drugs dies"(Horror Movies 101) More Cliches: Addition: Killer repeatedly stabs/shoots/whatever victim then redundantly throws them off a building An body of water(ranging from fountains to pools to lakes) produces some sort of mist allowing the killer to hide or victim to elude the killer Survivors who shoot killer, regardless of range, thier injuries and...
UPDATED Sun Sep 14 2008 00:35:57 Excellent suggestion, JDC! The only additional cliché I can think of is that any alien entity, recently crash landed via meteor or spaceship, is automatically discovered by the scuzziest tramp, or bum, in the vicinity. The "Harold Ramp" is then either killed, or infected in which case he'll then go off in search of the young couple, making out in the car nearby in the woods...and so it...
THE MUSIC!! It's so damn predictable and I can't stand it. It's always some held high note on a violin or something with a slow dreary melody, getting louder until "whoosh" there's a big rush and something happens. It's a cheap and trite way of building tension. ___ __ _ My blog about Russian animation: http://niffiwan.livejournal.com/
None of these is as annoying as the trend toward trying to reverse them. If a character is distracted, they are vulnerable. And what better distraction than having sex? It wasn't a political statement in Halloween, say the writers. "These snozberries taste like snozberries." - Super Troopers
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