I got divorced yesterday. It's not legal yet, but the wife and I have split and I moved into a studio downtown last night. It was a peaceful break, but we're both a little bitter right now. The kids don't know anything yet, other than daddy is taking a couple of days vacation downtown. The 2 year old wouldn't understand anyway, but I am going to have to explain this to my 5 year old in a couple ...
Why do they always steal the sex articles? http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog .view&friendId=483140860&blogId=504553572 Myspace blogger has even swiped the images off of Cracked's server. None too bright.
On that MySpace blog, the previous post is a Cracked article, the current post is a Cracked article, and the next post is an article that has been stolen from Cracked. Just a hunch, but I imagine there are lots of stolen articles in that blog.
I know a guy who's nickname is Florida (because he is from Florida you see) and he has always been a extremely nice guy to me. We played football together in high school and one of my best friend's little brother is good friends with him too, so we all would hang out occasionally. Anyways, Florida is somewhat of a troubled guy. He would smuggle and sell drugs, carry firearms, and beat the shit ...
Wow, lots of good stories (bad stories) about bad people. I actually used to live in New Orleans, which if you haven't been is the "scary drunk" capitol of Louisiana. I guess I didn't really "live" so much as "squat," but needless to say, these kinds of people were all over the place. I remember this one time I was taking a couple of lesbians out on their first roaming LSD trip into the French...
I am now going to not look at porn as long as I possibly can. since my "porn computer" has AIDS and died a while back, this should be relatively easy. Right? Does the golden girls count?
My birthday is rapidly approaching, and people are beginning to ask what I would like them to get for it. The problem is that I don't really have a list--I can remember seeing things throughout the year and thinking "neat, I should put that on a list somewhere"--but I don't remember what those things actually were, save for one exception that I'm not entirely sure is a good idea (since it seems...
The boyfriend pillow . It's either a nice, warming gift or a sign that you are so desperately lonely you are willing to curl next to a pillow designed to look like a piece of human jigsaw and pretend it's alive and cares for you. Really though, I'm awful at giving gifts.
I've been in "calling" industry before, and it's not all shit products and lying to people. I worked a campaign for Sallie Mae that could actually save people money to consolidate their student loans so they didn't get bit by interest rates. Not to sell the greedy assmonkeys short, they did get that money, but it was a lot nicer than switching peoples long distance service and what not. I also...
1. How old are you? Old 2. Male or female? Not fussy 3. A) Are you currently in school? (yes/no) Not while the restraining order is in effect. 4. If you are not currently in school, what is the highest level you have completed? f. Higher then Bachelor’s degree - 35000 feet 5. What is your yearly income? ...
Sorry about this, especially since it's not the first time. If you need to leave a spare key outside, the best place is on a trustworthy neighbor's porch diagonally across the street (if someone finds it, they won't know to which house it belongs), under a big rock in your back yard (so you're out of sight when you retrieve it) or by the mailbox or trashcan (so walking over to it looks like a...
1. How old are you? 35. Wanna cyber? 2. Male or female? Male. Looking for hot chicks with big tits. 3. A) Are you currently in school? (yes/no) No. Looking for hot chicks with big tits who are still in school. B) What is your current level of school? The not-in level. But looking for hot, big-tittie chicks who are. 4. If you are not currently in school, what is the highest level you...
I was just watching The Weather Network, because my life is exciting like that, and on Friday Dec 12 Yellowknife will be experiencing -50c (-58F) with windchill. -31c before windchill on Sunday. An extra pair of socks might be a good idea.
Quote from: Knight9910 on December 12, 2009, 12:25 AM Honestly, I don't buy it. I think they simply dislike homosexuals for their own reasons and the Leviticus quote is just a convenient excuse. Of course, we could go into a whole other debate about what their reasons are, but that's not important. The point is I think it's just an excuse. Quote from: Mortal Wombat on December 11, 2009, 05:07 PM Well, and then...
Just like every year, I intend to put a lot of thought into what I get my girlfriend and family, really mull it over, then just go into town... forget all that, end up buying what I actually want for myself, take this stuff home and resent having to give it away because I want it. Christmas tradition.
I already gave my gift to my Dad, I bought the Kierkegaard Biography for myself, and showed it to my Dad. He immediately demanded that I give it to him, I said no, an argument ensued, and I finally gave in. Except for I said he wasn't getting a gift at Christmas this year. There are only two here in the Vancouver area, well one now that I bought it, hopefully no one buys the other one because I really want to read it myself! My mom is...
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