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Thread: SWM, 27, in need of cute pictures

Started 1 month, 1 week ago by Snipped
I got divorced yesterday. It's not legal yet, but the wife and I have split and I moved into a studio downtown last night. It was a peaceful break, but we're both a little bitter right now. The kids don't know anything yet, other than daddy is taking a couple of days vacation downtown. The 2 year old wouldn't understand anyway, but I am going to have to explain this to my 5 year old in a couple ...
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capricia13 replied 3 months, 2 weeks ago
Why do they always steal the sex articles? http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog .view&friendId=483140860&blogId=504553572 Myspace blogger has even swiped the images off of Cracked's server. None too bright.

MikeSC replied 3 months, 2 weeks ago
On that MySpace blog, the previous post is a Cracked article, the current post is a Cracked article, and the next post is an article that has been stolen from Cracked. Just a hunch, but I imagine there are lots of stolen articles in that blog.

yowhound replied 3 months, 2 weeks ago
They all are - I haven't come across an original bit of writing yet

i like fire replied 3 months, 2 weeks ago
Dave Hitler, whoever that is in your avatar picture, he scares the hell out of me.

dagur replied 3 months, 2 weeks ago
I know a guy who's nickname is Florida (because he is from Florida you see) and he has always been a extremely nice guy to me. We played football together in high school and one of my best friend's little brother is good friends with him too, so we all would hang out occasionally. Anyways, Florida is somewhat of a troubled guy. He would smuggle and sell drugs, carry firearms, and beat the shit ...

Neuroplay replied 3 months, 2 weeks ago
Wow, lots of good stories (bad stories) about bad people. I actually used to live in New Orleans, which if you haven't been is the "scary drunk" capitol of Louisiana. I guess I didn't really "live" so much as "squat," but needless to say, these kinds of people were all over the place. I remember this one time I was taking a couple of lesbians out on their first roaming LSD trip into the French...

Neuroplay replied 3 months, 2 weeks ago
I am now going to not look at porn as long as I possibly can. since my "porn computer" has AIDS and died a while back, this should be relatively easy. Right? Does the golden girls count?

Nimby replied 3 months, 2 weeks ago
My birthday is rapidly approaching, and people are beginning to ask what I would like them to get for it. The problem is that I don't really have a list--I can remember seeing things throughout the year and thinking "neat, I should put that on a list somewhere"--but I don't remember what those things actually were, save for one exception that I'm not entirely sure is a good idea (since it seems...

candyphobia replied 3 months, 2 weeks ago
The boyfriend pillow . It's either a nice, warming gift or a sign that you are so desperately lonely you are willing to curl next to a pillow designed to look like a piece of human jigsaw and pretend it's alive and cares for you. Really though, I'm awful at giving gifts.

Neuroplay replied 3 months, 2 weeks ago
I've been in "calling" industry before, and it's not all shit products and lying to people. I worked a campaign for Sallie Mae that could actually save people money to consolidate their student loans so they didn't get bit by interest rates. Not to sell the greedy assmonkeys short, they did get that money, but it was a lot nicer than switching peoples long distance service and what not. I also...

 

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