Thread: Ryan's wedding gift(s) to Adam/Annie

A guide to a happy and lasting relationship. Written by Ry@ss himself. First paragraph will be                                                 "Don't just divorce your wife, beat her up first."

a motorcycle for a quick get-away.

A framed picture of himself in his " Hey, I bang grandmas" thong.

LMAO.  That might be a big seller.  Try to market that idea.  Maybe you could incorporate with that face scrubber what is Bare Essentials you'd make a mint..

Or he can write a book titled, "How to screw up a lot and never take responsibility"

Getaway for him or for Adam/Annie? Remember these are gifts for the married couple, not the ape ;)

a quick get-away for adam!!  RUN, ADAM, RUN! when adam collapsed, did you hear annie yell "no, adam, no!!"  it was like "you haven't said 'i do' yet!!!"

ahhh true! ;)

I was thinking more of a REAL gift. Like shooting himself!

Definitely! ;)