When I say last five I mean ones you've not seen before. Anything that is repeated 400 times on Korean TV doesn't count or if you've seen it 600 times before that don't count also. Something you took a chance on, downloaded, recommended by someone else, sucked you in as it was on tv etc. No spoilers please 5: The Orphanage - Spanish thriller from the same director as Pans Labyrinth....
5. The boy in the striped pajamas 7/10 -a good enough watch. Too short. Worth a download if you are bored. 4. American Highschool 1/10 -Fucking retarded. Shut it off 30 minutes (maybe less) in. 3. Doubt 8/10 -Excellent. Creepy. 2. The Reader 10/10 -Excellent. A little creepy. 1. The Wrestler 7/10 -Not bad. Too much wrestling not enough plot. IMHO.
I would just like to say in my defence here that aside from number 5, which I've been wanting to see for a while, the rest of these were kind of thrust upon me. A friend loaned me her external hard drive as I told her how bored I was waiting for my visa approval so I was stuck with her choices. The last 2 movies were watched while I was babysitting a friend's kids. Honest. 5. A History of ...
The Watchmen 4/5 ~ well-developed characters, some nifty CG and a useful dystopian theme Badlands 4/5 ~ Marty Sheen doing a mean Jimmy Dean and Sissy Spacek at her cornfed best. Great photography, minimal dialogue, maximum effect. The 300 3/5 ~ bitchin' lead, gung-ho bloodletting, a touch too hollywood. Burn After Reading 2.5/5 ~ Brad Pitt and Frances play off each other smartly, but the...
Fast & Furious 4...meh...5/10 Hot Rod...comedy...7/10 The Foot Fist Way...Danny McBride as a TKD instructor...8/10 Collateral...Directed by Michael Mann...'nuff said...8/10 300...OCN a few nights ago...rolling headz...7/10
Hmm. 1. Monsters vs Aliens - cute as hell. Fun. Mmm. I guess 8/10 2. Penelope - cute as hell, but aside from that pretty shitty. Disjointed plot, shit doesn't really fit together. 5/10 3. Burn Before Reading - Boooooooring. Not sure if this one even counts as watched since I only paid attention during the funny parts. (Both of them.) 3/10 4. Superbad - I think . I think that's what that ...
5. The Watchmen 4/5. The unfilmable filmed. Didn't think it would ever happen and it was better than I could have hoped. 4. Synecdoche New York 4/5. Charlie Kaufman dream-logic 3. Pi 5/5. Watched this one many times. 2. Big Man Japan 5/5. Don't even want to ruin this one with a description. Just watch it. 1. Swimming to Cambodia 5/5. Another one I've watched many times. ...
Private Eye /그림자 살인 - a Korean film noir, set in 1910. Saw it at the theatres in Myeongdong with English subtitles. Very entertaining. A few wacky anachronisms, but overall excellent. 4.5/5 The Longest 24 Months/기다리다 미쳐 We watched this hoping for some insight into Korean culture/military life, but got bored of the typical romantic cliches. Turned it off after an hour. 2/5 Twilight ...
Watchmen. Stupid, bad. Old Friend (Korean). Pretty good, except the silly staged melodrama of a tear rolling down the ox's eye because he didn't fetch much at the market. The Transporter 3. Stupid, bad. Good seduction scene tho. Benjamin Button. OK, wait for it to come to the cheap theaters. A Quantum of Solace. Pretty good for that sort of thing.
The Stepfather (1987) Terry O'Quinn is chilling as the brooding madman. Terrifying stuff. Script could do with a re-write though (time for a remake, hells yeah!): some of the dialogue is a bit wiffy all these years later. 8/10 Knowing (2009) Exciting stuff, right up to the penultimate climax, which is awesome. Then the whole movie is deflated like a beautiful balloon with a Korean arrow ...
Carriers - about a worldwide plague, takes place after most of the country is already wiped out. No zombies, if that's what you're thinking. Kinda boring. 5/10 End Game - Not the movie I was expecting (I wanted the action flick with Kurt Angle cast as the tough), ended up with a flick about how Nelson Mandela came to be released. Actually quite good. 8/10 Extract - Is it just me or was this Jason Bateman playing the same character...
The new Family Guy DVD, the Dark Side , has some great moments. It's the second in their Star Wars series, this time covering the Empire Strikes Back. The scene where Han (Peter Griffin) Solo gets frozen in carbonite is classic. Bumgrabee says..."Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call, New Orleans - yeah, pretty good. Though the plot is paper thin, the antics along the way are priceless. 7/10." Exactly. "Shoot him again,...
Food Inc. : Very worrying documentary about industrialized food production in the US. It's a bit glib in its proposed solutions, but it does make the problems very clear. One thing that it doesn't say that it really should have is that people in the Western world could make many of the evils of industrialized food production go away by not thinking that they are entitled to eat meat for every fucking meal. Days, hours, minutes,...
Quote: Originally Posted by bitterbatter At least a Zombies-eating-Foodies movie would be better than Paranormal Activity . Demons eating Yuppies? Boorrrrring. It would've been a good, scary short, but they streeeeeeeeeetched it out worse than the lead actresses jeans, which is to say, rather too fucking wide. Also what's up with the male lead? The space between lip and nose was wide enough to park a bus on. I used to think having...
9. Do not watch it. This movie starts off beautifully, and then quickly squanders its bleak wonder by using every action cliche in the book. The very first encounter with a baddie seems ripped straight out of Jurassic Park, and there's plenty of dangling off planks, out-running explosions and shouting "Come on!" to one another. The characterization is flat, and no effort is made to understand anyone's motivation....
Quote: Originally Posted by The_Eyeball_Kid The Hurt Locker - really good. Tense stuff all the way through without any preachiness or ham-fisted moral message (cf. In the Valley of Elah). 9/10 Same writer, much better movie - though I do believe the strong anti-war sentiment was present here too (just not so obvious).
Quote: Originally Posted by bitterbatter At least a Zombies-eating-Foodies movie would be better than Paranormal Activity . Demons eating Yuppies? Boorrrrring. It would've been a good, scary short, but they streeeeeeeeeetched it out worse than the lead actresses jeans, which is to say, rather too fucking wide. Also what's up with the male lead? The space between lip and nose was wide enough to park a bus on. I used to think having...
Finally got around to finishing Star Trek. I actually managed to forget most of it over the last month. I wasn't even sure it was the same movie when skipping around looking for my place, so I had to watch from the beginning. I almost gave up when I realized this. Movies are so long. But I persevered and forced myself to get into it again. The only scenes I can say I remembered from the original viewing were Kirk meeting Old Spock on the...
Followed Blackjack's recommendation for Ink. Ink Nice idea. The special effects were nicely done and there was some really nice photography. Did kind of draw you in and I found the final thirty minutes fairly gripping. Nothing amazing but definitely watchable. 7.2/10 What follows will seriously undermine any credibility I had on this thread. If I ever had any at all. Preface: I have a cold at the moment so at the weekend I didn't...
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