Thread: Proverbs and Aphorisms

My favorite Biblical Quote: Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.

"You don't spit in the wind. You don't tug on Superman's cape. You don't pull the mask of the Old Lone Ranger, And you don't mess around with Jim."

A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. ~Author Unknown Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. ~Author Unknown An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. ~Bill Vaughan New Year’s Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them...

About as useful as a chocolate teapot. Tea so strong you could trot a mouse across it...

...and now for something completely different...

We can Laught about anything, but not with anybody (Pierre Desproges)

Quote: Originally Posted by Torien Naona ni shoga yangu, kumbe ni mke mwenzangu. Swahili for: I thought of you as my girlfriend, but alas! You are my cowife. Quote: Originally Posted by Mountain Man Wrong on both counts. You have mistakenly wandered into the cattle pen! I found the phrase on a Swahili website. But it's funny that Google Translate interprets it as: "I see is my fruit, but the wife is with me." Still, the...

Some more wisdom: For something totally worthless: Useless as tits on a rattlesnake!

The lights on The bell is ringing But the train just ain't comin'

Book of Proverbs: "A fool returns to his folly as a dog returns to his vomit."