Thread: Post your jokes

It got crowded in heaven, so, for one day it was decided only to accept people who had really had a bad day on the day they died. St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man, "Tell me about the day you died." The man said, "Oh, it was awful. I was sure my wife was having an affair, so I came home early to catch her with him. I searched all over the apartment but couldn't find him...

hehe!! She struck it lucky!

Hot or cold water doesn't matter for germs, but hotter water will get grime off better. Unless the water is too hot for you to touch it, you're going to need soap to get rid of the germs.

If you want a joke let TB tell you what happened at Holt Renfrew... Actually don't.

Bracelet at Tiffany's A lady walks into Tiffany's. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly has to fart. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little woops and prays that a sales person wasn't anywhere near. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing...

hmmmm ... like your moustache indeed SEXZZYYY !!!

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Quote: Originally Posted by vid Speaking of clothing, my brother recently spent $77 at Value Village. I didn't think that was possible, but apparently, it is. Did he buy the whole store?

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down, and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey, man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager opens his dictionary and sees the...