Thread: Poll - FON says Belly Putters are for those without testicles ... is he right?

Quote: Originally Posted by Kiwi Player Come on admit it. You used that winning line successfully multiple times in your youth to pull all those fat chicks you always brag about. I would love to take pointers form any guy who could use that line and still pick up. I'm good, but not that good.

The nasty ones couldn't possibly be ok for vegans. Nothing that smells like rotting flesh could be vegetarian. After all, they're fowl (foul). The unoffensive ones might be ok.

Quote: Originally Posted by Not a hacker Eating pu.ssy in the context used by Zo is perfectly ok for vegans, just as the reciprocating act by females on males is perfectly vegan too. I thought salami was considered to be a meat product..? Is "not swallowing" akin to "not inhaling"? I am confused. I think I inhaled too much. FON

Quote: Originally Posted by Not a hacker That reminds me of the old pick up line (that I've never actually sen used), when you ask a girl if she likes chicken, then if she says yes you whip your tockley out and say "suck on this it's fowl". Come on admit it. You used that winning line successfully multiple times in your youth to pull all those fat chicks you always brag about.

Such a cruel, cruel barb BnR. I come here seeking advice and when I take it I get this in return. It's disheartening, really PS what about shite kickers and rednecks, plenty of those here too.

Quote: Originally Posted by TexasJeff They just look so phucking stupid. I want to gag every time I see Tim Clark putting. I'll tell you, Rory McIlroy is one hell of a putter, he never seems to miss. This kid is gonna be special, and I do not see him choking it up like Sergio did. So, in conclusion. Rory cool, Clark and his putter...phucking gay. Also, I will admit I putt left hand low. Noone trained me how to putt its just how I started...

This poll is still too close ... Honestly, I expected, and was hoping to see, a slam dunk. It was surprising to see any votes for belly putters. In the good old days, those without sufficient "testicular mass" did not proudly flaunt their "condition." Now-a-days, it seems once they come out of the closet they get militant!

Quote: Originally Posted by FreakOfNature I think I need to get me one of these aliases you speak of. I am starting to feel like the odd man out around here... FON You're not, believe me . . . .

I have re-opened the poll - there is too small a discrepancy between the yea-sayers and ghey-sayers...I do not like this on my forum.

Belly putters are for people who want to tickle their own prostate. Not that there is anything wrong with that, but that sort of behavior should be left in the privacy of one's bedroom.