You're feeling a little hungry so you decide to travel a few blocks to your local pizza shop.
You walk inside and Ash takes your order. "Just a plain cheese pizza, please!" (You're not too fond of all those crazy toppings.) You sit down at a randomly selected table and Mr. Butler (a long while later) brings you your food.
You look down at the pizza. It's overcooked - the edges are burned, ...
Then Bellend walks into the restaurant and suddenly there's a bad smell...
When I order a burger without cheese they put cheese on it a lot. Sometimes I'll just eat it, othertimes I can't bring myself to do it.
I throw it at hippies.
I guess I didn't make myself clear, sometimes I can bring myself to eat it, other times I'll take it back and get what I wanted. Of course, they throw it out so there's still waste.
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Originally Posted by Obdurate Then Bellend walks into the restaurant and suddenly there's a bad smell...
When I order a burger without cheese they put cheese on it a lot. Sometimes I'll just eat it, othertimes I can't bring myself to do it. You brought up a good point Obdurate( not Bellend's bad smell ).
I am not going to mentioned names.This fast-...
Note: Please folks,I work the cash register and my job is to take your order.
knox does the cooking.
Thanks and enjoy your pizza.
Please stop and visit us again here @ PTF Pizza Shop.Don't forget your money saving coupons.When you leave,some of our employees re-uses the coupons at other locations.
I once asked for scrod and got scallops. After the first two letters, they don't even sound similar! Do waiters/waitresses just listen to the first two letters of the word and write it down?
"Damn, that was in pen. I can't erase it. Oh well, let's just give him scallops."
I didn't send it back. It was at a real restaurant, so I just ate it. No sense in pissing them off and waiting another...
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Originally Posted by Ich_Bin_Butler I once asked for scrod and got scallops. After the first two letters, they don't even sound similar! Do waiters/waitresses just listen to the first two letters of the word and write it down? "Damn, that was in pen. I can't erase it. Oh well, let's just give him scallops." I didn't send it back. It was at a real ...
That's a big problem with restaurants... piss them off and they put god knows what in your food. Scary...
My friends and I were eating breakfast at Perkins once. The waitress comes to us and asks what we'll have to drink, then goes to get what we selected. We're waiting... and waiting... and waiting. Finally, the manager comes over and asks if we've been served yet. I told her that someone ...
Quote: Originally Posted by Ich_Bin_Butler Now that the government isn't allowing us to offer a supersized pizza anymore, look for our new "XLarge" pizza that's exactly the same size. Wait, that's amoral...let's just make the old larges the same size as supersize used to be, bump medium up to large, and small up to medium, and add a "Kids" size. The government ?
Now that the government isn't allowing us to offer a supersized pizza anymore, look for our new "XLarge" pizza that's exactly the same size. Wait, that's amoral...let's just make the old larges the same size as supersize used to be, bump medium up to large, and small up to medium, and add a "Kids" size.
YOU DON'T HAVE PIZZA FLAVOURED PIZZA? WHAT THE HELL KIND OF PIZZA SHOP DOESN'T HAVE PIZZA FLAVOURED PIZZA? I've had strawberry pizza before. __________________ We all live in a yellow submarine We didn't like the colour so we painted it green Green washed off so we painted it red Red wasn't waterproof so now we're all dead
The only time I can think of was the One time I ordered from pizza hit and the pizza was not cooked AT ALL. So we sent it back and got a free pizza!
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I'm sorry but if you say it's gonna be 30 mind for... I'm sorry but if you say it's gonna be 30 mind for awesome pizza and it's 15, then you're insanely killer as a pizza shop, Presto Pizza.
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Just had pizza & soup from a pizza shop by my... Just had pizza & soup from a pizza shop by my appartment. The "pizza" was nasty and the soup barely passed as water. Better luck next time! 11:11 AM Oct 5th from twitterrific
Local pizza shop eats economic dust. If only pizza... Local pizza shop eats economic dust. If only pizza quality were the benchmark...or maybe it was the start of the end for papapan! 12:17 AM Nov 4th, 2008 from TwitterBerry
At a punk rock show in San Bernardino. In a "B"... At a punk rock show in San Bernardino. In a "B" rated pizza shop thats serving 17 year olds beer. They also have vegan pizza. It low down. 9:00 PM Nov 28th from TwitterFon
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